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'Can I copy the homework?'
KrisIsOk: I can help you with it!
TinyGoat: Yeah, sure.
HappyKitKat: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
SCP7000: lol nope.
Rouge_demon: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
JayBird243: *Read 5:55pm*
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MrewHaHa
ofc i didn't do the homework
on September 08, 2022
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TinyGoat
ye
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Jaybird243
*Read at 2:29pm*
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Rouge_demon: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
TinyGoat: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
HappyKitKat: I recorded the dumb stuff.
SCP7000: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
KirsIsOk: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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KrisIsOk
I TRIED
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MrewHaHa
i would record
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TinyGoat
facts
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Rouge_demon, setting down a card: Ace of spades
TinyGoat, pulling out an Uno card: +4
HappyKitKat, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
SCP7000, trembling: What are we playing
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MrewHaHa
pokemon
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TinyGoat
heheh
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Rouge_demon: Wake me up…
TinyGoat: Before you go go!
HappyKitKat: When September ends…
SCP7000: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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MrewHaHa
lmao
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TinyGoat
yes
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HappyKitKat: TinyGoat isn’t answering their phone
Rouge_demon: I’ll call
HappyKitKat: SCP7000 and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
TinyGoat: Hello?
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MrewHaHa
-_-
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TinyGoat
facts
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Rouge_demon: What do you think TinyGoat will do for a distraction?
HappyKitKat: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
HappyKitKat: ... or they could do that.
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MrewHaHa
indeed
on September 08, 2022
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TinyGoat
yes <3
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Rouge_demon: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
TinyGoat: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
HappyKitKat: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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MrewHaHa
true
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TinyGoat
mhm
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Rouge_demon: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
TinyGoat: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
HappyKitKat: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
TinyGoat: Good thinking.
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MrewHaHa
i'll take the stab
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TinyGoat
facts
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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Rouge_demon please come to the front desk?
Rouge_demon, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to TinyGoat and HappyKitKat
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
TinyGoat and HappyKitKat, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Rouge_demon: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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TinyGoat
yep ^^
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Rouge_demon
i know that @TinyGoat
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TinyGoat
i literally would go with you anywhere- even if you didn't know
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MrewHaHa
that would be me
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*The group is getting into the car*
Rouge_demon: I’m driving.
TinyGoat, out of view: Shotgun!
HappyKitKat, turning to face TinyGoat: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except TinyGoat: WOAH-
TinyGoat, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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MrewHaHa
*sits in the back not concerned*
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TinyGoat
yay
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Rouge_demon
ok @TinyGoat
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Jaybird243
Then can i sit on ur lap? (Platonicly of course-)
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TinyGoat
yes <3 so give me the front seat or your bodies will be fed to my cat
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Rouge_demon: How's the sexiest person here~?
TinyGoat: I don't know, how are they~?
Rouge_demon, flustered: I-
HappyKitKat, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Jaybird243
I would probably do that-
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TinyGoat
lmfao
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MrewHaHa
why me tho?
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*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Rouge_demon, joking: TinyGoat's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
TinyGoat: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no ffucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the <i>beginning</i> of my crucible makes it to the <i>end</i> of it undefeated.
TinyGoat: See More
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Rouge_demon
*does the same* @HappyKitKat
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MrewHaHa
*quietly leaves*
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Rouge_demon
yes @TinyGoat
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TinyGoat
this would be true-
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Rouge_demon: TinyGoat, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
TinyGoat: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Rouge_demon: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask HappyKitKat.
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TinyGoat
why is this true?-
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MrewHaHa
i don't know either lol, luv ya talk to you later
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Rouge_demon: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
TinyGoat: What if it bites me and it dies!?
KitKat: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, TinyGoat, learn to listen.
JayBird: What if it bites itself and I die?
KrisIsOk: That’s voodoo.
SCP7000: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
TinyGoat: That’s correlation, not causation. See More
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MrewHaHa
wtf lol
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Rouge_demon
noice @Jaybird243
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Jaybird243
uh- I would-
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Rouge_demon: TinyGoat... How do I begin to explain TinyGoat?
KitKat: TinyGoat is flawless.
JayBird: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
KrisIsOk: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
SCP7000: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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TinyGoat
=w=
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MrewHaHa
flawless indeed
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Rouge_demon: Okay, truth or dare?
TinyGoat: Truth
Rouge_demon: How many hours have you slept this week?
TinyGoat:
TinyGoat: ...Dare
Rouge_demon: Go to bed.
TinyGoat: I don’t like this game.
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TinyGoat
i dont like this game
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MrewHaHa
true
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Rouge_demon: TinyGoat and I don’t use pet names.
KitKat: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Rouge_demon: Honey?
TinyGoat: Yes, dear?
Rouge_demon:
KitKat: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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TinyGoat
exposed
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MrewHaHa
NAH PFFFFTTTT
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Rouge_demon: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Rouge_demon and TinyGoat, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
KitKat: Our turn, JayBird! One, two, three- vanilla!
JayBird, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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MrewHaHa
lmao
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KitKat: Why are Rouge_demon and TinyGoat sitting with their backs to each other?
Jaybird: They had a fight.
KitKat: Then why are they holding hands?
Jaybird: They get sad when they fight.
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TinyGoat
yes
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Rouge_demon: *Screams*
TinyGoat: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
KitKat: Should we do something?
Jaybird: No, I want to see who wins.
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TinyGoat
also yes
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