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Generated Quote:
Rylee: I told Mary their ears flush when they lie.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Why?
Rylee: Look.
Rylee: Hey Mary! Do you love us?
Mary, covering their ears: No.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me):
Rylee: I told Mary their ears flush when they lie.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Why?
Rylee: Look.
Rylee: Hey Mary! Do you love us?
Mary, covering their ears: No.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me):
on June 18, 2022
Generated Quote:
Rylee: HELP! I TOLD @BABYXPSYCHO (ME) I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Mary, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Legit facts, even though Mary lives in Washington state TvT
Rylee: HELP! I TOLD @BABYXPSYCHO (ME) I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Mary, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Legit facts, even though Mary lives in Washington state TvT
on June 18, 2022
Generated Quote:
Rylee, driving Mary and @BABYXPSYCHO (me): So how was your day?
Mary: We almost got surprise adopted!
Rylee: What?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): We almost got kidnapped.
Rylee: Oh, okay.
Rylee: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Rylee, driving Mary and @BABYXPSYCHO (me): So how was your day?
Mary: We almost got surprise adopted!
Rylee: What?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): We almost got kidnapped.
Rylee: Oh, okay.
Rylee: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
on June 18, 2022
Generated Quote:
Rylee, texting Mary: Mary! Help I’m being kidnapped
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Where are you?
Rylee: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Mary: I’ll call @BABYXPSYCHO (me).
@BABYXPSYCHO (me), answering their cell: Y’ello?
Mary: Where’s Rylee? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. See More
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Rylee? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
@BABYXPSYCHO (me):
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Rylee: WHO ARE YOU?!
Rylee, texting Mary: Mary! Help I’m being kidnapped
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Where are you?
Rylee: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Mary: I’ll call @BABYXPSYCHO (me).
@BABYXPSYCHO (me), answering their cell: Y’ello?
Mary: Where’s Rylee? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. See More
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Rylee? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
@BABYXPSYCHO (me):
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Rylee: WHO ARE YOU?!
on June 18, 2022
Generated Quote:
Rylee: We need a distraction.
Mary: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me), whispering: My time has come
Rylee: We need a distraction.
Mary: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me), whispering: My time has come
on June 18, 2022
Generated Quote:
Rylee: If you had to choose between Mary and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Mary: @BABYXPSYCHO (me)!
Rylee: 63 cents.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): I'll take the money.
Mary: @BABYXPSYCHO (ME)!!! See More
(Rylee and Mary are my significant others)
Rylee: If you had to choose between Mary and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Mary: @BABYXPSYCHO (me)!
Rylee: 63 cents.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): I'll take the money.
Mary: @BABYXPSYCHO (ME)!!! See More
(Rylee and Mary are my significant others)
on June 18, 2022
Generated Quote:
*The squad is having dinner together*
Rylee: Mary, can you pass the salt?
Mary: *Throws @BABYXPSYCHO (me) across the table*
(Rylee and Mary are my significant others)
*The squad is having dinner together*
Rylee: Mary, can you pass the salt?
Mary: *Throws @BABYXPSYCHO (me) across the table*
(Rylee and Mary are my significant others)
on June 18, 2022
Generated Quote:
@XxDxmxn: I think @TinyGoat was right.
@Rouge_demon: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
@HappyKitKat: They wouldn't do that.
@TinyGoat: You're right, @HappyKitKat. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
@TinyGoat: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says '@TinyGoat Told You So' on the back*
@XxDxmxn: I think @TinyGoat was right.
@Rouge_demon: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
@HappyKitKat: They wouldn't do that.
@TinyGoat: You're right, @HappyKitKat. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
@TinyGoat: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says '@TinyGoat Told You So' on the back*
on June 15, 2022
Generated Quote:
@XxDxmxn: HELP! I TOLD @HAPPYKITKAT I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
@Rouge_demon, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
@XxDxmxn: HELP! I TOLD @HAPPYKITKAT I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
@Rouge_demon, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
on June 15, 2022
Generated Quote:
@XxDxmxn: How do I deal with my enemies?
@Rouge_demon: Kill them
@XxDxmxn: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
@Rouge_demon: Kill them only a little?
@XxDxmxn: How do I deal with my enemies?
@Rouge_demon: Kill them
@XxDxmxn: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
@Rouge_demon: Kill them only a little?
on June 15, 2022
Generated Quote:
@XxDxmxn: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
@Rouge_demon: You mean literally or figuratively?
@XxDxmxn: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
@XxDxmxn: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
@Rouge_demon: You mean literally or figuratively?
@XxDxmxn: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
on June 15, 2022
Generated Quote:
@TinyGoat: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
@Rouge_demon: What if it bites me and it dies!?
@SCP7000: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, @Rouge_demon, learn to listen.
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: What if it bites itself and I die?
@HappyKitKat: That’s voodoo.
@Jaybird24: What if it bites me and someone else dies? See More
@Rouge_demon: That’s correlation, not causation.
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
@HappyKitKat: That’s kinky.
@TinyGoat: Oh my God.
@TinyGoat: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
@Rouge_demon: What if it bites me and it dies!?
@SCP7000: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, @Rouge_demon, learn to listen.
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: What if it bites itself and I die?
@HappyKitKat: That’s voodoo.
@Jaybird24: What if it bites me and someone else dies? See More
@Rouge_demon: That’s correlation, not causation.
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
@HappyKitKat: That’s kinky.
@TinyGoat: Oh my God.
on June 15, 2022
Generated Quote:
@TinyGoat, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
@Rouge_demon: Hey.
@SCP7000: Hi.
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: Hello.
@HappyKitKat: Hey!
@TinyGoat: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! See More
@Jaybird24: We were out of Doritos.
@TinyGoat, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
@Rouge_demon: Hey.
@SCP7000: Hi.
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: Hello.
@HappyKitKat: Hey!
@TinyGoat: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! See More
@Jaybird24: We were out of Doritos.
on June 15, 2022
*The squad right before @TinyGoat's wedding*
@Rouge_demon: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
@SCP7000: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
@HappyKitKat: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
@Jaybird24, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
@Rouge_demon: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
@SCP7000: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
@HappyKitKat: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
@Jaybird24, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
on June 15, 2022
Generated Quote:
@TinyGoat: Dumbest scar stories, go!
@Rouge_demon: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
@SCP7000: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
@HappyKitKat: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
@Jaybird24: See More
@Jaybird24: I have emotional scars.
@TinyGoat: Dumbest scar stories, go!
@Rouge_demon: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
@SCP7000: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
@HappyKitKat: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
@Jaybird24: See More
@Jaybird24: I have emotional scars.
on June 15, 2022
on June 15, 2022
Generated Quote:
@SCP700 t: Just be yourself.
@Rouge_demon: 'Be myself'? @SCP700, I have one day to win @TinyGoat over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: Couple weeks.
@HappyKitKat: Six months.
@Jaybird24: Jury’s still out.
@Rouge_demon: See, @SCP7000? See More
@Rouge_demon: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
@SCP700 t: Just be yourself.
@Rouge_demon: 'Be myself'? @SCP700, I have one day to win @TinyGoat over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: Couple weeks.
@HappyKitKat: Six months.
@Jaybird24: Jury’s still out.
@Rouge_demon: See, @SCP7000? See More
@Rouge_demon: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
on June 15, 2022
on June 15, 2022
enerated Quote:
*The squad is over at @TinyGoat's house*
@Rouge_demon: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
@TinyGoat: ... N-No...
@TinyGoat, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
@Rouge_demon, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
@SCP7000: I see a- See More
@TinyGoat, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
@Rouge_demon: Oh, well I-
@TinyGoat: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
@TinyGoat, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
@HappyKitKat: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
@TinyGoat: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
@TinyGoat: I am someone who owns four ovens...
@TinyGoat, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
@TinyGoat: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
@Jaybird24, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
@TinyGoat:
@Rouge_demon: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
@TinyGoat:
@TinyGoat, ffucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
*The squad is over at @TinyGoat's house*
@Rouge_demon: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
@TinyGoat: ... N-No...
@TinyGoat, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
@Rouge_demon, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
@SCP7000: I see a- See More
@TinyGoat, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
@Rouge_demon: Oh, well I-
@TinyGoat: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
@TinyGoat, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
@HappyKitKat: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
@TinyGoat: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
@TinyGoat: I am someone who owns four ovens...
@TinyGoat, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
@TinyGoat: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
@Jaybird24, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
@TinyGoat:
@Rouge_demon: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
@TinyGoat:
@TinyGoat, ffucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
on June 15, 2022
Generated Quote:
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
@TinyGoat: Thanks fam!
@Rouge_demon: oh no
@SCP7000: *cries* I love you too
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: Sounds fake but okay
@HappyKitKat: *A flustered mess* See More
@Jaybird24: can i get a refund
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
@TinyGoat: Thanks fam!
@Rouge_demon: oh no
@SCP7000: *cries* I love you too
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: Sounds fake but okay
@HappyKitKat: *A flustered mess* See More
@Jaybird24: can i get a refund
uh- short brown hair, brown eye with a triangle in a blind other and uh a tan jacket and black band t-shirt underneath and just ripped jeans with fishnets underneath (and sneakers!) @Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression
on June 15, 2022
on June 15, 2022
Generated Quote:
@TinyGoat: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
@Rouge_demon: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
@TinyGoat: Three of us saw it, @Rouge_demon. How do you explain that?
@Rouge_demon: *points at @SCP7000* Sleep deprivation. *points at @Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression* Paranoia. *points at @HappyKitKat* Delusional personality disorder.
@TinyGoat: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
@Rouge_demon: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
@TinyGoat: Three of us saw it, @Rouge_demon. How do you explain that?
@Rouge_demon: *points at @SCP7000* Sleep deprivation. *points at @Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression* Paranoia. *points at @HappyKitKat* Delusional personality disorder.
on June 15, 2022
Generated Quote:
@TinyGoat: *Screams*
@Rouge_demon: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
@SCP7000: Should we do something?
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: No, I want to see who wins.
@TinyGoat: *Screams*
@Rouge_demon: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
@SCP7000: Should we do something?
@Anxiety.Tubbo.Depression: No, I want to see who wins.
on June 15, 2022