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@TinyGoat: Here's some advice
@Rouge_demon: I didn't ask for any
@TinyGoat: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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TinyGoat
It's true
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@TinyGoat, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
@Rouge_demon, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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TinyGoat
Good ^^
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Rouge_demon
Nu nu I’m sorry *scared demon* @TinyGoat
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TinyGoat
You ffucking whore!
Call me weak again!see what happens
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@TinyGoat: It’s dark in here
@Rouge_demon: Don’t worry dude I got this
@Rouge_demon: *Stomps their feet*
@Rouge_demon: *Skechers light up*
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TinyGoat
Yes
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@TinyGoat: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
@Rouge_demon: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
@TinyGoat: Absolutely not.
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TinyGoat
Yeahhh
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Rouge_demon
Because the universe knows everything @TinyGoat
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TinyGoat
Why is this literally true
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@TinyGoat: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
@Rouge_demon: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
@TinyGoat: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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TinyGoat
*happy goat/god floof*
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Rouge_demon
*happy demon noises* @TinyGoat
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TinyGoat
Yes ^^
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Rouge_demon
You’re right @TinyGoat
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TinyGoat
Even better
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@TinyGoat: So are we flirting right now?
@Rouge_demon: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
@TinyGoat: That doesn’t answer my question
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TinyGoat
Lmfao true
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Rouge_demon
Without stabbing you , yes @TinyGoat
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TinyGoat
ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
lmfao
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@TinyGoat: Welcome, fellow idiots
@Rouge_demon: Hello, @TinyGoat
@TinyGoat: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
@Rouge_demon: You underestimate me
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TinyGoat
Shhhhh
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@TinyGoat: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
@Rouge_demon: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
@TinyGoat: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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TinyGoat
Damn what do you want this time
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Rouge_demon
Third time I win @TinyGoat
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TinyGoat
0///0
FfUcK yOu!!
Making me flustered
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Rouge_demon
All of it is true especially the first line @TinyGoat
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TinyGoat
Hah true
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@TinyGoat: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
@Rouge_demon: What did you do?
@TinyGoat: Nobody died.
@Rouge_demon: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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TinyGoat
Yep-
N.o.b.o.d.y d.i.e.d
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@TinyGoat, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
@Rouge_demon: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
@Rouge_demon: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME See More
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TinyGoat
This actually makes sense
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@TinyGoat: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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TinyGoat
Yessirski
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Rouge_demon
Both us be like @TinyGoat
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TinyGoat
Why-
Why are you right-
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Generated Quote:
Jeff: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Smile Dog: ... Your what?
Jeff: My friends.
Reaper (my oc): Are they saying “friends”?
Ben Drowned: I think they're being sarcastic.
@Jaybird24: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Jeff! All of your friends are in this room. See More
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Generated Quote:
Jeff: Why is Smile Dog so sad?
Reaper (my oc): They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Jeff: And...?
Smile Dog: They got Ben Drowned.
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Jaybird24
I luv it!
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@Jaybird24
this is for you
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Generated Quote:
Jeff: Dammit, Smile Dog!
Smile Dog: What?! It wasn’t me!
Jeff: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Reaper (my oc)!
Reaper (my oc): Not me either.
Jeff: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Ben Drowned: *whistles*
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Generated Quote:
Jeff, Smile Dog, and Reaper (my oc) are sitting on a bench
Ben Drowned: Why do you guys look so sad?
Jeff: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Ben Drowned sits down*
Smile Dog: The bench is freshly painted.
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Generated Quote:
Jeff: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Smile Dog: Put spaghetti in it.
Jeff: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Reaper (my oc): Put spaghetti in it.
Jeff: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Ben Drowned: Put spaghetti in it. See More
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Generated Quote:
Jeff: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Smile Dog: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Jeff: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING REAPER (MY OC) WITH ME
Ben Drowned, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Generated Quote:
Jeff: Yo is Ben Drowned sleeping or dead?
Smile Dog: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Reaper (my oc): Yeah, so did I.
Ben Drowned: Okay first of all, f*ck you-
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Generated Quote:
Jeff: Smile Dog, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Smile Dog: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Jeff: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Reaper (my oc)
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Generated Quote:
Jeff: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Smile Dog: I'm a knife.
Reaper (my oc), from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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