I Love RIDDLES

Any riddles?

You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.

Which animal in the room is the smartest?

You get a new job. It is in the True village, where everyone tells the truth. When you go to work, you find yourself at a fork in the road. One direction leads to the True village, the other one leads to the Lie village. You don't know which is which. Standing between the two, there is a woman. She is from one of the villages. You can ask her one question or ask her to do one action, and that should tell you which way you need to go. What should you ask?

A man is walking through the park one day and sees a group of four boys standing in a circle. A smaller boy is holding a large stick and hands it to a larger boy saying "I couldn't do it, your turn."

The larger boy swings the stick twice and the other two boys go to the ground. The smaller boy says "I'll get 'em next time." The man walks away smiling.

What just happened?

who is never hungry at thanksgiving

What gets wetter as it dries

What goes up but never comes own

A fathers child a mothers child yet no son who am I

I have married many but not one has married me what am I?

There was a circle house. In it lived a man, a woman, a maid, and a butler. One night the man and the woman left the house to go see a movie. They left the maid and the butler behind to clean and watch the house. During the time the man and the woman were gone, a very fancy and expensive vase was stolen. It could have only been the maid or the butler. The police came to ask them questions. The maid told them: "I was sweeping the whole time." The butler said: "I was just sitting See More in the corner, reading a book." Who was lying? Why?

While on my way to st. Leves i saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 kittens. Each cat has 7 kittens.Kittens, Cats, Wifes, and sacks how many were going to st. Leves.

What two things can you never eat before breakfast

Who has it does not tell about it. He who takes it does not know about it. He who knows about it does not want it what am i

Where do fish keep there money

Iam as light as a feather but even the strongest man can not hold me longer than a minit