
Daddy, daddy, look!
My name is Philip.
I am a poet.
I wrote this Poem just to show it.
And I, just turned nine.
You can write rhymes, but you can't write mine.
I practice French and play piano with my mother. See More
I have a sister, but I want a little brother.
My daddy's tryna start America's bank.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, CINQ!
My name is Philip.
I am a poet.
I wrote this Poem just to show it.
And I, just turned nine.
You can write rhymes, but you can't write mine.
I practice French and play piano with my mother. See More
I have a sister, but I want a little brother.
My daddy's tryna start America's bank.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, CINQ!

Plant.dad
Eeeee
on June 21, 2017

SmolRaccoons
Yeeeeee
on June 21, 2017

Plant.dad
Yes
on June 21, 2017

SmolRaccoons
Was I great?
on June 21, 2017

Plant.dad
EEEEEEE
on June 21, 2017
on June 21, 2017

I redid my entire bio
on June 21, 2017

I swear if you keep disliking my comments I'm gonna pour glitter on your head when you sleep

Actually I'm gonna pour glitter on your head just because you were gonna put cheese on my face
on June 21, 2017
on June 21, 2017

I accidentally punched myself in the face
on June 21, 2017

PASSWORD: Gaymazing
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http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=6
Pretend You're Xyzzy
Pretend You're Xyzzy A Cards Against Humanity clone. This webapp is still in development. There will be bugs, but hopefully they won't affect gameplay very much. To assist with development, all traffic on this server may be logged. If this is your first time playing, you may wish to read the changelog and list of known issues. Most recent update: 3 May 2015: The game list automatically updates once per minute now, instead of several times per second. You can still click the Refresh Games button in the top left corner at any time. Chat flood protection has been made more strict. Other back-end changes to attempt to get the AWS bill in control. All locally-stored custom card sets have been removed. You must use Cardcast for custom card sets now. The 5th and 6t
on June 20, 2017

Pickles and peanut butter are my new favourite food
on June 20, 2017

I swear if Yoosung tells me I'm just like Rika one more fücking time I'm gonna kill a bitch
on June 20, 2017

*slides in, throws dank memes, and dabs*
on June 20, 2017

Heyyyyyyy
Ya know what?
You're my favourite thing to look at
Ya know what?
You're my favourite thing to look at
on June 20, 2017