
on June 19, 2017

You can't ground an innocent child.
Using my authority as mom, I unground Anthony.
Using my authority as mom, I unground Anthony.

on June 19, 2017
on June 19, 2017

I've been working on this story for hours

on June 19, 2017
on June 19, 2017

If I weigh 99 pounds
and I eat 1 pound of nachos
Does that mean that I'm 1% nachos?
and I eat 1 pound of nachos
Does that mean that I'm 1% nachos?

on June 19, 2017
on June 19, 2017

Me: I can take critique!
~After hearing the critique~
Me: *choking back tears*
~After hearing the critique~
Me: *choking back tears*
on June 19, 2017

Did you know that you're friggin awesome
on June 19, 2017

We're having lasagna for dinner and I'm really happy.
You know you're fat when food makes you happy.
You know you're fat when food makes you happy.
on June 19, 2017

Did you like my quiz?

on June 19, 2017
on June 18, 2017

I wish for the soft embrace of a slice of cheese
on June 18, 2017

on June 18, 2017

Sup baby what you doin? You come here often?
on June 18, 2017