
This little 12 year old was calling me a noob on Black Flag. Like why the fúck would I care? I have more important things to worry about like getting a job and getting my licence instead of not being a "noob" in a game
on June 09, 2018

You know I feel like dere personalities have just become a shitty cliche at this point and are an excuse to not have an actually developed personality
on June 09, 2018

on June 09, 2018

I may have accidentally spent five hours playing multiplayer on black flag
on June 08, 2018

Hi I have a mother that infringes heavily on my freedom by shoving her nose into my messages and personal business and doesn't approve of anything I do unless it's specifically what she wants. She is the reason I'll never come out and why I have self loathing tendencies.
on June 07, 2018

What I say: never mind
What I mean: I already said it once and you weren't listening and when I repeat it again it'll make me feel awkward so I just won't tell you what I said.
What I mean: I already said it once and you weren't listening and when I repeat it again it'll make me feel awkward so I just won't tell you what I said.
on June 06, 2018

Okay but all the chicks in MCL University are so fúckin hot and I want to date all of them
on June 06, 2018

Mmmmm do you have any feminist masks that I could borrow, Big Blunt Daddy?
on June 06, 2018

What I say: I hate you
What I mean: Jump off a bridge and kill yourself you silly ass cúnt. Your mother probably wishes she got an abortion because you're so fúcking immature and idiotic and you're going to end up living in her basement your entire life.
What I mean: Jump off a bridge and kill yourself you silly ass cúnt. Your mother probably wishes she got an abortion because you're so fúcking immature and idiotic and you're going to end up living in her basement your entire life.
on June 06, 2018

This guy at the grocery store had ten loaves of bread and three bags of bagels in his cart and all I could think about was North
on June 06, 2018