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She comes up and aims the me long baller for eye.
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Omfs All Star is playing in my dentist's office
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I'm not sure which reply I like better
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My dentist was singing Oops i did it again by Britney Spears
mind you, he is around 6 foot and has this thick country accent, a n d has these alligator looking boots
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You're vs your is a very simple concept to grasp. You're is when you want to say you are thus it being a contraction of you and are. Your shows ownership so if you want to say your mom gay, you use your.
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Follow-up example:
You're showing others that you're illiterate when you're using the incorrect word. Show people the range of your vocabulary so you're not ridiculed for your mistakes.
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You know you're petty when you tell someone happy birthday just so they have to tell you happy birthday the next day
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Okay but I forgot I made a narcissistic scientist oc like forever ago *sigh* ah Danny, you were such an asshole
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I really put the 'homo' in Homo Sapien
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Thank you Sugar Jesus Daddy
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Get out of here you're an embarrassment
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I think you mean Homo Sapien Sapien because Homo Sapien means "Wise Man" while Homo Sapien Sapien means "Doubly Wise Man"
And you a double wise bitch, bitch
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My birthday is coming up and all I want is a strawberry shortcake and I swear to god is that too much to ask for
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I'll eat ya damn cake and I'll Halo sing while doing it
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IT TOOK ME LIKE FIVE YEARS TO CORRECT THE WORD INSULT
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o shit
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BITCH EAT MY CAKE OR I WILL TAKE IT AS AN INSULT TO MY BAKING
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Bitch it's your cake
You're gOIN' TO EAT THAT SHIT AND IMMA HALO SING TO YOU UNTIL YOU EAT IT
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I ate an entire box of strawberries and I have no shame
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Dick
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Oh yeah bro I'm almost done with chapter 17, almost done with uploading the whole story
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I gave you some time to think about what you said
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Show Bobs and Vagene
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?ussy
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You know I was gone since Friday and when I checked the feed earlier there was only 300 something.....When did y'all die like wtf
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I legit made a post about this place dying
This place
Is as dead as Prussia
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So bitch, I decided that you need a good ass beat down
So bitch, you fine. You know that right? Of course not, but bitch you gonna get that in ya mind after I'm done with you. So bitch you think that you're a shitty person and that you only have like two friends well bitch Imma teach you something. You got friends, you got us bro. We're here for you, we're gonna stand by your side until there's only one person left because that means that everyone else died. So if they're dead, See More
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Biiiiiittttcccchhhh
What's up
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Well, South technically
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Me
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South would set everything on fire.
My grandpa said that this one guy he met camping one time threw everything in the fire 'sacrificing' it like lawn chairs, cups, plates, even a god damn radio at some point.
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Bitch just think about the Noognian's camping and just be glad you aren't with them
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Ugh dude idk I've been having awful nausea all day today and I couldn't eat anything
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I hate camping, I'd rather sit inside and not socialise with family. I don't care if I sound like an edgy teen or whatever, it's the truth and I want to go home and not deal with people.
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I'm a dorky buffalo just so y'all know
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I'm eating cookies for breakfast why am I so unhealthy?
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I mean I ate bread for breakfast
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I spent a good hour looking at tumblr cringe to remind myself how much I hate parts of humanity
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