SmashPrincess - Page 2

I enjoy watching those videos on YouTube with the girls in the inflation suits that turn into blueberries. Like blueberry fetish videos, if you will. I'm not sexually aroused by them, I just like to watch them. I think the suit would be fun to wear.

WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE?!!!!! YOU SUBSCRIBED TO THIS PAGE AND I'M THE ONLY ONE POSTING ON IT!!! I know you are out there... hello? Friends? 12:50 AM and I'm all alone...

Here I am, 12:47 AM, in my Lion King pajamas, my over loved comic book in front of me, (a notebook I draw comics in) tired as hell, but refusing to go to bed! Hello fellow introverts!

Another rant for those who care to listen... So this one is about obnoxiously loud children who scream their heads off in public places. So, I was with some peeps getting some ice cream at this place called Ala Mode in Ocean city. (They have good ice cream, you should go there!) There were these two ladies in front of us with 4 toddlers. When they entered, I thought, "Oh god..." they were screaming, putting their hands all over the glass display, and getting on my nerves. The See More one little girl kept saying, "MOMMY I WANT THIS CONE! MOMMY I WANT THIS CONE!!!" They kept changing their minds on what the hell they wanted. When my mom tried to pay, those little bastards were standing in her way and they wouldn't move. I was so close to punching them. Cause if you don't discipline your little "miracle" I gladly will! Now I definitely don't want children. If your kid can't behave in public, teach them!! It bugs me when little kids run around in public, screaming their lungs out and their parents are nowhere in sight. So, anyone want to add to this?

When you ask your mom a question and she yells her response.

Ok... so this rant is about me being pretty much treated like a babysitter. We went to Ocean City to see some friends and we went to the beach. I wanted to relax and maybe get a tan after hanging out in the water. But apparently my mom didn't like that idea. She was all like "Oh, you need to play in the water and watch the kids!" I calmly explained that I was tired and I just wanted to relax and shut my eyes. My mom got mad and said I was getting an attitude. My mom's friend told See More her to leave me alone. So, now to the rant. Just because I am a teenager does NOT mean that I will babysit your children while you do whatever. I would like my own space and to be allowed to have my OWN fun. Not have an entourage of kids following me everywhere. I do not want to be told to "go play" when I try to engage in intelligent conversation. Sorry I want to chat with people about interesting topics and not have to tell poop jokes to little ones. So please, DO NOT MAKE ME WATCH YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!

Soooo... today's rant is about people opening sh*t at a store and then putting it back! It might be an accident, but still. It really grinds my gears. So what motivates me to rant about this is I was at ShopRite with my mom and I was buying a TV dinner. Awhile later, I realized the f*ucking thing was open! So then. I had to go AAAAAAALLLLLLLL the way back to the frozens section and get another TV dinner (It was a Kids Cuisine, I like them, don't judge me,) and then go back to See More the cart. It's one of those things that really gets under my skin

What if you rode the slingshot ride and the cables came unattached from the ride while you were in the air? Would you go to space?