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Rouge_demon: What do you think TinyGoat will do for a distraction?
HappyKitKat: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
HappyKitKat: ... or they could do that.

Rouge_demon: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
TinyGoat: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
HappyKitKat: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Rouge_demon: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
TinyGoat: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
HappyKitKat: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
TinyGoat: Good thinking.

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Rouge_demon please come to the front desk?
Rouge_demon, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to TinyGoat and HappyKitKat
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
TinyGoat and HappyKitKat, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Rouge_demon: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

*The group is getting into the car*
Rouge_demon: I’m driving.
TinyGoat, out of view: Shotgun!
HappyKitKat, turning to face TinyGoat: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except TinyGoat: WOAH-
TinyGoat, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

Rouge_demon: How's the sexiest person here~?
TinyGoat: I don't know, how are they~?
Rouge_demon, flustered: I-
HappyKitKat, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Rouge_demon, joking: TinyGoat's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
TinyGoat: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no ffucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the <i>beginning</i> of my crucible makes it to the <i>end</i> of it undefeated.
TinyGoat: See More In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With ffuckin pros!
TinyGoat: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
HappyKitKat: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
TinyGoat: YEAH, HAPPYKITKAT. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH HAPPYKITKAT. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
TinyGoat: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Rouge_demon: *Cracking up*
TinyGoat: YEAH, HAPPYKITKAT. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>~' That's me, you FFUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
TinyGoat: WHAT ARE YOU FFUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
HappyKitKat:
Rouge_demon: Okaaay-
HappyKitKat: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Rouge_demon: Maybe fire? Fire type?
HappyKitKat: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?
TinyGoat: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Rouge_demon I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FFUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
TinyGoat: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
HappyKitKat: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
TinyGoat, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...

Rouge_demon: TinyGoat, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
TinyGoat: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Rouge_demon: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask HappyKitKat.

Rouge_demon: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
TinyGoat: What if it bites me and it dies!?
KitKat: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, TinyGoat, learn to listen.
JayBird: What if it bites itself and I die?
KrisIsOk: That’s voodoo.
SCP7000: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
TinyGoat: That’s correlation, not causation. See More
JayBird: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
KrisIsOk: That’s kinky.
Rouge_demon: Oh my God.

Rouge_demon: TinyGoat... How do I begin to explain TinyGoat?
KitKat: TinyGoat is flawless.
JayBird: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
KrisIsOk: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
SCP7000: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Rouge_demon: Okay, truth or dare?
TinyGoat: Truth
Rouge_demon: How many hours have you slept this week?
TinyGoat:
TinyGoat: ...Dare
Rouge_demon: Go to bed.
TinyGoat: I don’t like this game.

Rouge_demon: TinyGoat and I don’t use pet names.
KitKat: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Rouge_demon: Honey?
TinyGoat: Yes, dear?
Rouge_demon:
KitKat: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Rouge_demon: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Rouge_demon and TinyGoat, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
KitKat: Our turn, JayBird! One, two, three- vanilla!
JayBird, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

KitKat: Why are Rouge_demon and TinyGoat sitting with their backs to each other?
Jaybird: They had a fight.
KitKat: Then why are they holding hands?
Jaybird: They get sad when they fight.

Rouge_demon: *Screams*
TinyGoat: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
KitKat: Should we do something?
Jaybird: No, I want to see who wins.

Rouge_demon: TinyGoat, I'm sad.
TinyGoat: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
KitKat: Jaybird, I'm sad.
Jaybird, nodding: mood.

Rouge_demon: Bye TinyGoat! Bye KitKat! Bye Jaybird! Bye KrisIsOk! Bye TinyGoat!
KitKat: You said ‘bye TinyGoat’ twice.
Rouge_demon: I like TinyGoat.

Generated Quote:
Rouge_demon: You're a loose cannon, TinyGoat.
TinyGoat: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
KitKat: I think you play by your own rules.
Jaybird: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Rouge_demon: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
TinyGoat: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. KrisIsOk is a loose cannon. See More
KrisIsOk: *smashes a chair*

Rouge_demon: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
TinyGoat: ... Your what?
Rouge_demon: My friends.
KitKat: Are they saying “friends”?
Jaybird: I think they're being sarcastic.
KrisIsOk: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Rouge_demon! All of your friends are in this room.
Rouge_demon: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.