
Rouge_demon: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
TinyGoat: Several traffic violations.
KitKat: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Jaybird: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
KrisIsOk: Also, that’s not our car.
TinyGoat: Several traffic violations.
KitKat: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Jaybird: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
KrisIsOk: Also, that’s not our car.

TinyGoat
yep <3333
on September 08, 2022
on September 08, 2022

Rouge_demon: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
TinyGoat: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
KitKat: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Jaybird: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
KrisIsOk: My moral code, is that you?
Rouge_demon:
Rouge_demon: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
TinyGoat: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
KitKat: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Jaybird: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
KrisIsOk: My moral code, is that you?
Rouge_demon:
Rouge_demon: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
on September 07, 2022

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Rouge_demon: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
TinyGoat: ...I did. I broke it.
Rouge_demon: No. No you didn't. KitKat?
KitKat: Don't look at me. Look at Jaybird.
Jaybird: What?! I didn't break it. See More
KitKat: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jaybird: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
KitKat: Suspicious.
Jaybird: No, it's not!
LilZeke2007: If it matters, probably not, but KrisIsOk was the last one to use it.
KrisIsOk: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
LilZeke2007: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
KrisIsOk: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, LilZeke2007!
TinyGoat: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Rouge_demon.
Rouge_demon: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
LilZeke2007: Rouge_demon... KitKat's been awfully quiet.
KitKat: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Rouge_demon, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Rouge_demon: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Rouge_demon:
Rouge_demon: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Rouge_demon: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
TinyGoat: ...I did. I broke it.
Rouge_demon: No. No you didn't. KitKat?
KitKat: Don't look at me. Look at Jaybird.
Jaybird: What?! I didn't break it. See More
KitKat: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jaybird: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
KitKat: Suspicious.
Jaybird: No, it's not!
LilZeke2007: If it matters, probably not, but KrisIsOk was the last one to use it.
KrisIsOk: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
LilZeke2007: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
KrisIsOk: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, LilZeke2007!
TinyGoat: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Rouge_demon.
Rouge_demon: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
LilZeke2007: Rouge_demon... KitKat's been awfully quiet.
KitKat: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Rouge_demon, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Rouge_demon: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Rouge_demon:
Rouge_demon: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
on September 07, 2022

Rouge_demon: We need to distract these guys
TinyGoat: Leave it to me
TinyGoat: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
KitKat, Jaybird, and LilZeke2007: *Immediately begin arguing*
KrisIsOk, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
TinyGoat: Leave it to me
TinyGoat: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
KitKat, Jaybird, and LilZeke2007: *Immediately begin arguing*
KrisIsOk, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
on September 07, 2022

Rouge_demon: Rules are made to be broken.
TinyGoat: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
KitKat: Uh, piñatas.
Jaybird: Glow sticks.
LilZeke2007: Karate boards.
KrisIsOk: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Rouge_demon: Rules. See More
TinyGoat:
TinyGoat: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
KitKat: Uh, piñatas.
Jaybird: Glow sticks.
LilZeke2007: Karate boards.
KrisIsOk: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Rouge_demon: Rules. See More
TinyGoat:
on September 07, 2022

*The squad is over at Rouge_demon's house*
TinyGoat: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Rouge_demon: ... N-No...
Rouge_demon, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
TinyGoat, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
KitKat: I see a-
Rouge_demon, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. See More
TinyGoat: Oh, well I-
Rouge_demon: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Rouge_demon, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Jaybird: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
LilZeke2007: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Rouge_demon: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Rouge_demon: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Rouge_demon, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Rouge_demon: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
KrisIsOk, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Rouge_demon:
TinyGoat: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Rouge_demon:
Rouge_demon, ffucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
TinyGoat: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Rouge_demon: ... N-No...
Rouge_demon, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
TinyGoat, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
KitKat: I see a-
Rouge_demon, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. See More
TinyGoat: Oh, well I-
Rouge_demon: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Rouge_demon, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Jaybird: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
LilZeke2007: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Rouge_demon: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Rouge_demon: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Rouge_demon, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Rouge_demon: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
KrisIsOk, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Rouge_demon:
TinyGoat: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Rouge_demon:
Rouge_demon, ffucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
on September 07, 2022

*The squad right before Rouge_demon's wedding*
TinyGoat: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
KitKat: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Jaybird: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
LilZeke2007: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
KrisIsOk, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
TinyGoat: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
KitKat: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Jaybird: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
LilZeke2007: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
KrisIsOk, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
on September 07, 2022

Rouge_demon: Is something burning?
TinyGoat: Just my love for you.
Rouge_demon: TinyGoat, the toaster is on fire.
TinyGoat: Just my love for you.
Rouge_demon: TinyGoat, the toaster is on fire.
on September 07, 2022

Rouge_demon: TinyGoat! My face is on fire!
TinyGoat: Rouge_demon! Are you ok?!
Rouge_demon: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
TinyGoat: But your face is on fire.
Rouge_demon: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
TinyGoat: Rouge_demon! Are you ok?!
Rouge_demon: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
TinyGoat: But your face is on fire.
Rouge_demon: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
on September 07, 2022

on September 07, 2022

who wants to rp?
on September 06, 2022