Btw I got off work early because they send the hard working guards at home (you work your ass off you get rewarded). I've worked there for 3 years and worked my ass off. I've done cleaner jobs since I've started (I wasn't pulled until after I became a 2nd year, once as a 1st year). I try my damndest to do shit and I've been doing closing duties a lot even when I'm not closed. I don't leave the park until everything is good.
They appreciate that. I also scan my water and make See More sure everyone is safe, I haven't had 1 save this year because
1) I yell at kids to put lifejackets on before they get in the water
2) I watch my water and make sure the older kids aren't messing around and knocking little kids down making it so they drown. (I've kicked 10 kids out of the park because of that, yelled at them once and they did it again and sent a toddler into the water and I was furious at them. Another time this kid was playing on this crab thing you can climb on and kids were rocking it and the kid was screaming them to stop. I told them to get out and before they got out they shoved the little kid off the crab, pissed me off.) Respect the fact that children can't swim and be cautious around them.
3) I scan more than just my water in under 10 seconds, I scan my area and the guard next to me. I make sure no one drowns.
4) With our training doll (and live vats) I get it in 3 seconds (I've also had 2). I've only failed twice and that was my first year as a lifeguard and I didn't know what the training doll was. Haven't failed since.
5) I work through being sick and injuries, if my foot hurts I walk through it, if I'm sick I power through it and work. I had an asthma attack at work and I had to leave and get my lungs situated Came back 30 minutes later ready for another round.
I take my job seriously, I'm a lifeguard I have to. I'm also a bitch when it comes to correcting people (I'm actually nice, I love answering questions. I just look unapproachable, and mean). If I see someone not doing their 5 minutes I tell them, not scanning your water I'm telling you and I'm calling you out on it too if you don't listen the first time (I am mean, you're a lifeguard protect the people in your water ffs watch it), I tell you when you're not doing something right (I say it nicely first and if you don't listen well good luck). I am literally called a bitch at my work because I'm that serious about my job. Being a lifeguard you have to be because your guests safety is priority (as well as your own of course). If you're not watching your water and enforcing the rules something bad will happen.
They appreciate that. I also scan my water and make See More sure everyone is safe, I haven't had 1 save this year because
1) I yell at kids to put lifejackets on before they get in the water
2) I watch my water and make sure the older kids aren't messing around and knocking little kids down making it so they drown. (I've kicked 10 kids out of the park because of that, yelled at them once and they did it again and sent a toddler into the water and I was furious at them. Another time this kid was playing on this crab thing you can climb on and kids were rocking it and the kid was screaming them to stop. I told them to get out and before they got out they shoved the little kid off the crab, pissed me off.) Respect the fact that children can't swim and be cautious around them.
3) I scan more than just my water in under 10 seconds, I scan my area and the guard next to me. I make sure no one drowns.
4) With our training doll (and live vats) I get it in 3 seconds (I've also had 2). I've only failed twice and that was my first year as a lifeguard and I didn't know what the training doll was. Haven't failed since.
5) I work through being sick and injuries, if my foot hurts I walk through it, if I'm sick I power through it and work. I had an asthma attack at work and I had to leave and get my lungs situated Came back 30 minutes later ready for another round.
I take my job seriously, I'm a lifeguard I have to. I'm also a bitch when it comes to correcting people (I'm actually nice, I love answering questions. I just look unapproachable, and mean). If I see someone not doing their 5 minutes I tell them, not scanning your water I'm telling you and I'm calling you out on it too if you don't listen the first time (I am mean, you're a lifeguard protect the people in your water ffs watch it), I tell you when you're not doing something right (I say it nicely first and if you don't listen well good luck). I am literally called a bitch at my work because I'm that serious about my job. Being a lifeguard you have to be because your guests safety is priority (as well as your own of course). If you're not watching your water and enforcing the rules something bad will happen.
on June 08, 2020
My favorite word is bitch because I am a lovely human being :>
I miss shit posting
I miss shit posting
on June 08, 2020
"They're just mean because they're jealous of you"
Of what?
Of what?
Me explaining to my mom people aren't mean to me because they're jealous.
Half the people who are mean to me bullied me because of the way I looked. I'm chubby, I'm not attractive and I'm annoying. The people who bully me have everyone bending to their will while I'm left on the curb fending for myself. Bullshit.
I'm just mean.
Half the people who are mean to me bullied me because of the way I looked. I'm chubby, I'm not attractive and I'm annoying. The people who bully me have everyone bending to their will while I'm left on the curb fending for myself. Bullshit.
I'm just mean.
on June 08, 2020
on June 08, 2020
I will never get the "Elsa looks like she's giving a prostate exam" out of my f'ucking head now.
on June 08, 2020
on June 08, 2020
I should just ask them, maybe I should
I shouldn't because that would be weird and I still want things good between us.
But I like them and I mean a lot
But it would be awkward
I hate myself
I shouldn't because that would be weird and I still want things good between us.
But I like them and I mean a lot
But it would be awkward
I hate myself
on June 08, 2020
Should I tell my crush that I like them, or should I just let my feelings die?
Let them die okay??
Let them die okay??
*internally screaming because I fear rejection like a lot*
He has a valid reason to reject me and that's fine I'm just *bangs head against wall* Why do I hate myself?
He has a valid reason to reject me and that's fine I'm just *bangs head against wall* Why do I hate myself?
on June 08, 2020
on June 08, 2020
on June 08, 2020
People saying I can ask out a person and the worst they could so is say no. I know the worst they can do is say no, however, if I don't ask I don't get rejected and I'm not hurt :>. So, therefore if I never ask them out I'm not hurting (don't take my advice it's wrong). I hate rejection, I know it happens but it really f'ucking hurts because I've been rejected most my life so it still hurts.
I know the person I like used to like me... but I'm afraid they don't like me anymore See More and I really REALLY like them. I'm just I don't want to hurt anymore okay.
I know the person I like used to like me... but I'm afraid they don't like me anymore See More and I really REALLY like them. I'm just I don't want to hurt anymore okay.
on June 08, 2020
-Talking about a girl I know irl-
I hate when this girl talks to me like I'm inferior to her. She belittles me and it pisses me off.
I hate when this girl talks to me like I'm inferior to her. She belittles me and it pisses me off.
on June 08, 2020
You're amazing!
on June 08, 2020
If you think pedosexuality is apart of the LGBTQ+ get off my page, I don't need your idiocracy on here. It's illegal! Being attracted to minors when you're an adult is f'ucking disgusting. Imagine being a 5-year-old child being harassed by an adult disgusting just no child should have to go through that trauma okay.
If I see MAP's at the f'ucking pride festival I'm doing something about that, it doesn't exist in the LGBTQ+ community and it never will. Stop making it a thing See More you disgusting pieces of shit! Thank you!
If I see MAP's at the f'ucking pride festival I'm doing something about that, it doesn't exist in the LGBTQ+ community and it never will. Stop making it a thing See More you disgusting pieces of shit! Thank you!
on June 08, 2020
Reasons why I can't be alone at Walmart
-Succulents
-Craft stuff
-Movies
-Books
-Toys
-Candles See More
-Flannel
-Art Supplies
-Plant stuff
-Flannel
-Food
-Flannel
And last but not least
-Flannel
-Succulents
-Craft stuff
-Movies
-Books
-Toys
-Candles See More
-Flannel
-Art Supplies
-Plant stuff
-Flannel
-Food
-Flannel
And last but not least
-Flannel
on June 08, 2020
I TRIED PUTTING MY SUCCULENT IN ANOTHER POT AND IT GOT RUINED ????
on June 08, 2020
Got yelled at for the house not being clean ?? I've been working a lot this f'ucking week so there's that. Now, my mom is threatening to take my phone which has my work schedule.
She's not going to get far.
She's not going to get far.
on June 08, 2020
I take pride in how hard I work at my job, and I've been told I was one of the best lifeguards they had there so ?? loving this.