A cute girl liked my tinder photo thing *me is dead*
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My crush is on tinder fml
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I'm going to like his thing and hope he doesnt notice
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Him: Have you tried ***

Me: nope

Him: you have snap? Add me ******

Me: I'm good thank, I think I'll just see myself out of this chat now *unmatches* That was a close one
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F'uck someone messaged me
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
Lol ig that works too
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@magic_fetus Im here for the funny bios
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Tinder is the “hit it then leave” app
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It's funny but asking for sex like 2 seconds into the chat umm... :/
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Lost my interest after 5 seconds

Stop with the f'ucking sex jokes
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Guys what am I doing
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I'm hoping I get a stupid pick up line

But like I'm not willing to do anything
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I don't know what the f'uck I'm doing
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I did have to pay and now I need to figure out how to cancel everything in 6 months...
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I made this as a joke guys and now I'm scared
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I was weird and I created a Tinder
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Why did I do this?
on September 08, 2020
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Do you have to pay for tinder?
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The stupid just goes towards me nobody else
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@Davey_Miller Might be stupid and make a tinder account
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Lmao I don't think so
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Jkjk I just want to know
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Asking for a karen
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I just want to feel important
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Don't mind me as I go off on somebody
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I'm a lifeguard but I'm never invited to the lifeguard things, like ever.

I'm friends with a lot of people and none of them want to talk to me, ever.

People literally cancel on me last minute because they don't want to hang with me, and people wonder why I have f'ucking trust issues and I hate people. It only gets worse
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I know what you meant
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@magic_fetus Just to specify the names I said I'm not talking about them. I rp with Meg on a regular basis, Logsn and Dathan treat me like their younger sister and Jack treats me like a friend even though we barely know each other. This post was directed at the people I know irl
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
they’re stupid if they’re don’t want to hang out with you
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Quick Note: Meg, Dathan, Logan, and Jack are excluded from this. This is IRL friends
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
Don’t give up I’m your dad and I will always be beside you if you need me to be ok?
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I saw Cry-baby was on amazon prime but I have to pay for it and I can't ;-; I NEED CRY-BABY WALKER!!!!!!!
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Also, a girl pretends to be pregnant because Wade doesn't have a crush on her and she basically wants to ruin his chances with other girls.
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For those who haven't seen the movie, it's like Grease but different.

Johnny Depp plays Wade Walker, who is a Greaser. He falls in love with a square (basically people who weren't Greasers) her name was Allison Vernon-Williams. Well, no surprise there Allison has a boyfriend and he gets jealous Mr. Walker (a delinquent but might as well call him a greaser) and See More
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Having a mental breakdown, what better way to handle it than to dye your hair
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Okay, college sucks rn because we're doing ad analysis stuff and rn we're reviewing the body shaming that beauty ads pretty much do (from a feminist perspective, not the teacher). It's lowkey reminding me how much I f'ucking hate my body, and tiktok is making it worse.
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My jaw keeps popping in and out of place and it really hurts
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And what sucks is y'all can hear it too (if you're next to me in person)
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If I join tinder, I'm naming myself Karen and making it a satire account because why not.
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I want a girlfriend ;-;
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@Irrelevant same, I really want someone soon ?
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@Kpop_emotions091 I'm lonely!!!
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Same here ;~;
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I'm getting sick and tired of my grandmother waking up at godly hours of the goddamn night and turning on all the f'ucking lights.
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It's getting annoying since I'm trying to sleep!!!
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Want a movie to cringe and make fun of? Watch Dora and the Lost City of Gold
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@magic_fetus It's pretty funny
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Bruh I have amazon prime but I’ll for sure watch it
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@magic_fetus Dude get amazon prime and watch the live action Dora, it's f'ucking hilarious
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OH MY GOD I WATCHED THAT ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS LIKE 3 ON THIS LIKE 80’S STYLE TV JRBHFJDJFU
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