Me (Blue): *pretending to do tasks*
Red: BLUE IS SUS
Me: I've been trying to fuel these engines for the past few minutes and y'all keep calling a meeting. Let me get my tasks done!
Red: What are your tasks
Me: Fuel engines, admin swipe, and clear trash
Green: I believe them, red you keep susing people
Me: Yeah? Why? See More
Red: IT'S BLUE
Green: I'm voting red
Me: I'm voting, they keeping assuming it's me
Red: BLUE IS SUS
Me: I've been trying to fuel these engines for the past few minutes and y'all keep calling a meeting. Let me get my tasks done!
Red: What are your tasks
Me: Fuel engines, admin swipe, and clear trash
Green: I believe them, red you keep susing people
Me: Yeah? Why? See More
Red: IT'S BLUE
Green: I'm voting red
Me: I'm voting, they keeping assuming it's me
Irrelevant
@ihatemen SAME!!!!
on September 24, 2020
on September 24, 2020
I 100% realized I forgot to do homework for spanish
on September 24, 2020
Love getting escorted by a cop to my car after work because someone decided they were going to threaten my store and I'm afraid I'm going to get jumped
on September 24, 2020
I'm not good at video games but I'm damn good at lying in Among us and winning this bs
on September 24, 2020
ThatVeganTeacher: Why the f'uck aren't you vegan yet?
Me: Because I like dinosaur chicky nuggies!
Me: Because I like dinosaur chicky nuggies!
on September 24, 2020
Me (Blue): *crewmate and is doing some sampling in Medbay*
Green: *pops up out of the vent and leaves the room*
Me (Blue): Did they not see me or something? *goes to cafeteria and presses emergency button*
Everyone: *already annoyed with people pressing the button* WHAT!?
Me (Blue): Green vented, I was in medbay doing some samples
Black: Okay, what do you have to say green?
Green: Wait... you saw that See More
Everyone: *votes Green*
-Green was the imposter-
Green: I hate observant people
Green: *pops up out of the vent and leaves the room*
Me (Blue): Did they not see me or something? *goes to cafeteria and presses emergency button*
Everyone: *already annoyed with people pressing the button* WHAT!?
Me (Blue): Green vented, I was in medbay doing some samples
Black: Okay, what do you have to say green?
Green: Wait... you saw that See More
Everyone: *votes Green*
-Green was the imposter-
Green: I hate observant people
on September 23, 2020
on September 23, 2020
"Lowkey white kinda sus tho"
Me: *blue and is the imposter* Yeah, white kinda sus he was closer to the body, I was in med bay doing some samples. Pretty sure I saw him vent behind me.
White: THAT'S A LIE IT WAS BLUE WHO VENTED!
Me: I don't even have a vent button! If I could show you I would
Brown: Okay okay, White I'm sorry but we gonna vote you out
White: GOD F'UCKING DAMN IT
Me: *wins the game* You fools
Me: *blue and is the imposter* Yeah, white kinda sus he was closer to the body, I was in med bay doing some samples. Pretty sure I saw him vent behind me.
White: THAT'S A LIE IT WAS BLUE WHO VENTED!
Me: I don't even have a vent button! If I could show you I would
Brown: Okay okay, White I'm sorry but we gonna vote you out
White: GOD F'UCKING DAMN IT
Me: *wins the game* You fools
on September 23, 2020
WHY THE HELL WAS THE F'UCKING CRASH SO GODDAMN LONG LIKE COME ON
on September 23, 2020
on September 22, 2020
I should put my saraha back up but considering a bunch of y'all kept saying rude shit (not anyone here people on insta) I kind of killed it.
on September 22, 2020
If you follow me there is a 99.9% chance you'll be disappointed in my content.
on September 22, 2020
on September 22, 2020
QUICK EVERYONE COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT LINDSEY!
I'LL GO FIRST!!!
You are a intelligent being who is also an amazing friend. You're there for everyone no matter what. You're absolutely beautiful, you're talented and an amazing writer. I'm happy you're my friend!
I'LL GO FIRST!!!
You are a intelligent being who is also an amazing friend. You're there for everyone no matter what. You're absolutely beautiful, you're talented and an amazing writer. I'm happy you're my friend!
on September 22, 2020
Social Services is coming over my my parents house
on September 21, 2020
Me convincing people I'm not the imposter
My friend: You seem to be getting very defensive
Me: I have to be *later kills people*
My Friend: I I F'UCKING KNEW IT
My friend: You seem to be getting very defensive
Me: I have to be *later kills people*
My Friend: I I F'UCKING KNEW IT
on September 21, 2020
on September 21, 2020
on September 21, 2020