My buddy told me how he liked that i was different from a lot of other schoolgirls, but then I took his hand and turned him around so he could see the other side of me. The side that orders a pumpkin spice cinnamon latte from Starbucks, while checking instagram, who also refers to Tom Holland as "Bae."
His reaction was funny though
His reaction was funny though
on June 06, 2018
I went in one escape room, and now I'm so inspired that I'm dusting off the minecraft app for the first time in months to build a carbon copy with Redstone
on June 06, 2018
What I say: Woah
What I mean: there's a lot of ya'll talking about that heavy stuff, anxiety disorders, edgy things in general, like take a chill poll and get a therapist my dudes. This is funny and (kind of) relatable, but I feel bad for laughing at a lot of these
What I mean: there's a lot of ya'll talking about that heavy stuff, anxiety disorders, edgy things in general, like take a chill poll and get a therapist my dudes. This is funny and (kind of) relatable, but I feel bad for laughing at a lot of these
on June 06, 2018
"CoOL WII SHUD DAB 2getHer somEtHyme, bro"
'I want your girlfriend's job, but I'm not sexy so please love me for who I am.'
'I want your girlfriend's job, but I'm not sexy so please love me for who I am.'
on June 06, 2018
Ew u nasty looking wiiboo, go suck it. "It" being a **** and not pennywise so don't try to be wise with me, young thot.
(Also before anyone picks me out of the thornbush of trolls, this is my old account)
(Also before anyone picks me out of the thornbush of trolls, this is my old account)
on June 05, 2018
Being stuck in the same room as the pansy when you're too nice to try to escape
on June 05, 2018
When you be talking with someone and you a nervous wreck, rubbing ur hands like u bout 2 make fire, pretzel braiding ur hair, picking at ur nails, etc- LIKE WHY AM I SO NERVOUS
on June 03, 2018
Have you ever just felt like https://media.giphy.com/media/5ETnizLUJdlNC/giphy.gif
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on June 03, 2018
on May 29, 2018
Josh,
Bro..
"Lin," the man from behind whispered. His words flew into the audience on delicate winds.
Bro..
"Lin," the man from behind whispered. His words flew into the audience on delicate winds.
on May 28, 2018
When people want me to read their essay before they turn it into the teacher and it's .13 size font, inconsistently comic sans or chewy, not indented, single spaced, all underlined, rainbow lettered, has missing name, and miraculously is covered in coffee stains despite it being a computer file.
on May 27, 2018
I showed my friends some pictures of me from six years ago. I had long hair, darker skin (I looked middle eastern, which is strange for me, a polar bear with thumbs), a double chin, and a woven grass crown.
They won't stop calling me baby Mcjesus and I'm telling them that's not even clever---
They won't stop calling me baby Mcjesus and I'm telling them that's not even clever---
on May 23, 2018
It's called "anatomy" but when you find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, it becomes "anatomus"
on May 23, 2018
Hurrivoi asked a question
Should Ji-Li have written a Da Zi Bao against her family? Read desc Ji-Li Jiang is a bo...
on May 22, 2018