Gisselle - Page 21

- I can't properly clean my room because of all the cool stuff I find.

- smiling while texting makes my parents think I have a boyfriend.

- whenever I delete a text message it feels like I'm deleting evidence.

- I hate it when I have to be nice to someone I really want to throw a brick at.

- laughing so hard you can't breathe, so you just accept the fact that you're going to die.

- sitting during a test and all you can think about are song lyrics.

- when someone asks what yo... Read Full Chapter

- Admit it, at some point in you life you stuck a ball up your shirt, and pretended you were pregnant.

- The people in horror movies would live longer if they listened to the audience.

- laying in bed texting...dropping your phone on your face.

-when kids younger than you have a more interesting love life.

- 3 reasons I am single: 1)I can't date food. 2)I can't date myself. 3) I can't date the internet.

- no matter how hot it gets I wil NEVER stick my leg out of the covers...we... Read Full Chapter

- Bored of being bored because being bored is boring.

- You can't face the problem if the problem is your face.

- You know you had fun when you can't tell your parents what you did.

- Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five.

- Some people need a hug, around the neck, with a rope.

- I am sexier than you: a) yes b) a c) b.

- We text 27/7 but when we meet its so awkward.

- Saying "we can still be friends" after a breakup is like saying "hey the dog died b... Read Full Chapter

- Being beautiful doesn't mean anything if you don't have a beautiful heart. -Bmac99
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- Has anyone ever noticed that 'studying' is 'students' and 'dying' put together?

- You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on it.

- I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

- My friend thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that make you cry, so I threw a coconut a... Read Full Chapter

- I don't exercise if God wanted me to bend over he would have to put diamonds on the floor.

- Sleep is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

- Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

- Smile, it makes the person who hates you mad.

- Friends has 7 letters but so does Enemies, Love has 4 letters but so does Hate.

- Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

- Why I am fat: I ... Read Full Chapter