Just Quotes

I'm gonna start posting quotes on here. You can comment your own and i'll give you the credit. I will post 10 per story. I will try to post a new one every day. Except on weekends.

Gisselle published on March 27, 2013completed

- Part Two -

- I don't exercise if God wanted me to bend over he would have to put diamonds on the floor.

- Sleep is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

- Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

- Smile, it makes the person who hates you mad.

- Friends has 7 letters but so does Enemies, Love has 4 letters but so does Hate.

- Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

- Why I am fat: I eat when I'm bored, I'm bored all the time.

- When someone flirts with the person you like you just want to hurt them bad.

- When you stay up later than usual, everything becomes funny.

- I'm not fat my stomach is just 3D

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Gisselle My Username published on March 27, 2013

5 quizzes 9 stories 14 questions 13 pages

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Silverfoxy8

Continue!

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on July 29, 2014

tuhina

Silence is golden...duck tape is silver

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on March 25, 2014

tuhina

Someday is not a day of the week.

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on March 25, 2014

tuhina

if you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? haha

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on March 25, 2014

tuhina

DON'T STOP MAKING THEM!!!!!!!

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on March 25, 2014

tuhina

Another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. So true.

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on March 25, 2014

tuhina

I was taking a important math test and a bunch of Lady Gaga songs started playing in my head...X-(...Weird...

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on March 25, 2014

tuhina

Oh crap I spelled awesome wrong!

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on March 25, 2014

tuhina

These are aesome!

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on March 25, 2014

tuhina

Smile, it makes the person who hates you mad.
OMG it does.

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on March 25, 2014

peace_out

Here's an idea, I got this from modern family. *Ahem*: So I was like, when life gives you lemonade you make lemons, and life was all like whaaaaat??????????

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on November 02, 2013

peace_out

The one that says "When cleaning my room: 1% cleaning, 30% complaining, and 69% playing with stuff I just found", is so me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol I liked your quotes. Hilarious! Please do more xxx

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on September 06, 2013