- Part Five -
- Admit it, at some point in you life you stuck a ball up your shirt, and pretended you were pregnant.- The people in horror movies would live longer if they listened to the audience.
- laying in bed texting...dropping your phone on your face.
-when kids younger than you have a more interesting love life.
- 3 reasons I am single: 1)I can't date food. 2)I can't date myself. 3) I can't date the internet.
- no matter how hot it gets I wil NEVER stick my leg out of the covers...we both know a monster is going to bite it off.
- when you walk into class late & everyone stares at you like if you murdered somebody.
- if a guy stops playing a video game to text you...MARRY HIM!!!
- if you say "it's a long story" it means "I don't want to tell you"
- Dear mom & dad, when I say "there's nothing to eat" I mean "There's nothing I like". Sincerely, Buy me food
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OMG it does.
To dad: where's mom?
that's mine lol
Here's my quote: Being beautiful doesn't mean anything if you don't have a beautiful heart.