GalacticBiRavenclaw - Page 36

Me: *at a store* *looking at the entire wall of scented candles* *sniffs* Ahh..
My mom: Okay Maggie, I'm going to go to the [object] section now. Follow me.
Me: No, I need to finish smelling these candles. I have 3/4 of them to go. Oh! 'Warm Sunset'! *smells it* Oh my god that smells so good Mama- *looks around* Mama?
My mom: *is gone to the other section*
Me: *goes to the next isle* Maaama? *tries to remember which section she was going to* *can't remember* *starts to panic* See More *goes back to candles and keeps sniffing*
-FIVE MINUTES LATER-
My mom: *comes up to me* Maggie why are you still here?
Me: Oh yeah, I'm almost done smelling the candles. *smells more candles*
My mom: It's time to go.
Me: Nooooo I need to smell the candles...
My mom: *drags me away*
Me: Noooooooooooooo... caaaaaaaaaandles!!

Me: *at a store* *picks up candle*
Candle label: "Warning: Candle is hot when lit."

YOU DON'T SAY

Right now, I'm locked in my bathroom because my sister did the following things:

-lied to me
-said/sung/made some weird and annoying noises
-wouldn't stop when I told her to
-physically attacked me
-attempted to wrestle the phone out of my hands
-tried to hang up the phone (while I was using it and trying to call my mom so she could help) See More
-on the phone, told my mom that she was me and I was her
-told me to "Shut up," "SHUT UP," and finally "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!" when I was attempting to tell my mom she was lying

THIS MORNING
Featuring:
-my mom
-me
-our cat, Matilda

My mom: *putting away dishes*
Me: *noticing Matilda climbing into the open dishwasher* Mama, Matilda's climbing into the dishwasher. See More
My mom: I know.
*a few minutes later*
My mom: Well, look at that. *points to Matilda*
Matilda: *peeing in dishwasher*
My mom: *whispering* DON'T LET DAD KNOW.

My sister: "I'm running away because Daddy hates me! And this time I'll go far far out into the woods!" (she's in that stage where she goes into/near our tree house in our woods and calls it "running away") "I'm seriously going to stay there forever!"
Me: *rolls eyes*
My sister: "Okay, can you please get me some crackers from the pantry? I'm not allowed to leave my room."
Me: *facepalm*