[FNAF 1-3] Phone Guy's Calls... Transcripted!

[FNAF3] Night 2 - The first training tape

Hey man, okay, I have some awesome news for you! First of all, we found some vintage audio training cassettes. Dude, these are like pre-historic! I think they were, like, training tapes for, like, other employees or something like that. So I thought we could, like, have them playing, like, over the speakers as people walk through the attraction. [inaudible] Makes it feel legit, man. But I have an even better surprise for you, and you’re not gonna believe this- We found one. A real one.

Uh-uh-oh, gotta go man, uh, well well look it’s, it’s in there somewhere, I’m, I’m sure you’ll see it. Okay, I’ll leave you with some of this great audio that I found. Talk to you later man!

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Uh, hello, hello-hello? Uh welcome to your new career as a performer/entertainer for Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. Uh, these tapes will provide you with much needed information on how to handle/climb into/climb out of mascot costumes. Right now we have two specially designed suits that double as both animatronics and suits, so please pay close attention while learning how to operate these suits, as accidents/injury/death/irreparable and grotesque maiming can occur.

First, we will discuss how to operate the mascots when they are in animatronic form. For ease of operation the animatronics are set to turn and walk towards sound cues. It’s the easy and hands-free approach to making sure the animatronics stay where the children are for maximum entertainment/crowd-pleasing value. To change the animatronics to suit mode, enter and turn firmly the hand crank provided by the manufacturer.

Turning the crank will recoil and compress the animatronic parts around the sides of the suit, providing room to climb inside. Please make sure the spring locks are fastened tight to ensure the animatronic devices remain fixed. We will cover this in more detail in tomorrow’s session.

Remember to smile - you are the face of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.