[FNAF 1-3] Phone Guy's Calls... Transcripted!

[FNAF3] Night 1 - So whatcha find?

Hey hey! Glad you came back for another night. I promise it’ll be a lot more interesting this time. We found some, some great new relics over the weekend and we’re out tracking down a new lead right now. So, uh, lemme just update you real quick, then you can get to work. Like, the attraction opens in, like, a week, so we have to make sure everything works and nothing catches on fire.

Uh, when the place opens people will come in at the opposite end of the building, and work their way toward you, then pass you, and out the exit. Uh, yeah you’ve officially become part of the attraction. Uh, you’ll be starring as- the security guard! So not only will you be monitoring the people on the camera as they pass through- you know, to make sure no one steals anything or makes out in the corner- but you’ll also be a part of the show. It’ll make it feel really authentic, I think.

Uh, so lemme tell you about what’s new- we found another set of drawings, always nice, and a Foxy head! Which we think could be authentic… then again, it might just be another crappy cosplay. And we found a desk fan- very old-school, metal though, so watch the fingers.

Uh- ha, uh, right now the place is basically just, you know, flashing lights and spooky props. Uh, I honestly thought we’d have more by now, uh. If we don’t have something really cool by next week, we may have to suit you up in a furry suit and make you walk around saying “boo!” Heh-heh.

Uh, but, you know, like I said- we’re trying to track down a good lead right now. Uh, some guy who helped design one of the buildings said there was like an extra room that got boarded up, or, uh, something like that. So we’re gonna take a peek and see what we can find. Uh, for now just get comfortable with the new set up.

Uhm, you can check the security cameras over to your right with a click of that blue button. Uh, you can toggle between the hall cam and the vent cam. Uh, then over to your far left, uh, you can flip up your maintenance panel. Y’know, use this to reboot any systems that may go offline. Uh-heh, uh in trying to make the place feel vintage we may have overdone it a bit, heh-heh. Some of this equipment is barely functional-yeah, I wasn’t joking about the fire that’s, that’s, that’s a real risk. Uh, the most important thing you want to watch for is the ventilation.

Look, this place will give you the spooks, man, and if you let that ventilation go offline then you’ll start seeing some crazy stuff, man- keep that air flowing! Okay, keep an eye on things, and we’ll try to have something new for you tomorrow night.