Memes
Voldy was setting up his new iPhone. He had gotten it for his birthday from Bellatrix, who had paid close attention to his enthusiasm about Minecraft and the laptop. Though Wormtail was still on the roof, messing with the satellite in his skydiving-practices (he'd heard about the Olympics and thought that there would be skydiving in it), his 3G allowed him to still get internet on his phone. Voldy, having been able to grasp what the internet was (many wizards and witches couldn't - that is, his followers), immediately looked up himself.
He nearly fell off the moth-eaten couch when he read on Wikipedia (whatever that is, he said to himself)"Lord Voldemort (born Tom Marvolo Riddle) is a fictional character in J.K Rowling's Harry Potter series."
"LIES!" he yelled. "LIES!"
Wormtail came running in, tracking snow everywhere. "What is it, Master?"
"It is too terrible to speak of." Voldy said, shaking his head. By mistake he hit "images" and saw lots of pictures of himself. He cheered up. "Look at me!" he exclaimed. Ignoring what Wormtail was saying, he scrolled down. "What is this picture with words on it?" he asked. "It says 'immortality comes at the price of your nose'. Who is that pirate guy with the tentacle-face?"
Wormtail managed to make himself heard. "It is called a meme." he said. "It is a picture with words and is meant to be funny."
"Well I don't get it." Voldy sniffed (or did the best sniff he could).
"Here." Wormtail took his phone and typed in 'grumpy cat'. He handed it back to Voldy.
Voldy was greatly amused. "This cat knows what's up!" He had two as the wallpapers on his phone.
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