Puns

Chapter 3~

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.



I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.



The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.



A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.



I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.



The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.



So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!



A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.



The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.



I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.



Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.



Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?