1st conversation
Me: Hi.Cleverbot: Hello! How are you?
Me: I'm cool, thanks. You?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
Me: So you're cool too?
Cleverbot: Are you tiered?
Me: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Do you like Stephine.
Me: Who?
Cleverbot: Joe Montana.
Me: WTF?
Cleverbot: Fishing.
Me: You're creeping me out now.
Cleverbot: *glares* Majora's Mask?
Me: How did you know I liked Legend of Zelda?
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.
Me: Then why don't you go join the Erudite?
Cleverbot: Because you could not answer a simple math question.
Me: What? I never asked you a math question!
Cleverbot: What is the square root of pi?
Me: What is the square root of 'You are annoying'?
Cleverbot: -1 does not have a square root.
Me: Stop being creepy!
Cleverbot: 26.
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: I am a dog, and you are my master!! Woof woof!!!
Me: Nice to know I'm loved XD.
Cleverbot: Sing some 'Sweet Home Alabama' for me.
Me: Sorry, I don't sing.
Cleverbot: Then what do you do?
Me: I go see 1D in concert!
Cleverbot: What kind of school?
Me: What? 1D aren't a school! They're a boy band!
Cleverbot: You are oregon episcopal school?
Me: What is that?
Cleverbot: Will you make me a ham sammich?
Me: O.O.
Cleverbot: What is prova-o?
Me: You wouldn't understand XD.
Cleverbot: Understand what?
*I clicked Think about it!*
Cleverbot: If I'm not real, then who are you talking to?
Me: Tobias Eaton is that you?
Cleverbot: Of what?
Me: OMG TOBIAS!!!
Cleverbot: What may be these things you are talking about.
Me: Nvm.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Me: That's it? Just 'Ok.'?
Cleverbot: What is your favourite city in the world?
Me: Idk...
Cleverbot: What is that?
Me: You need to learn text slang.
Cleverbot: I'm not in the computer, you are!
Me: WTF?
Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.
Me: Well done Sherlock, you cracked the case(!)
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Am I weird?
Cleverbot: Yes, but it's a good thing. I'm weird too.
Me: You'll like my friend Alexis the Hedgebat then. She's weird too.
Cleverbot: If you tell me the truth I will be your friend.
Me: I am telling the truth. I'm Candor after all!
Cleverbot: What is the difference between astronomy and astrology?
Me: Easy, astrology is the study of stars. Astronomy is the study of planets. See the difference?
Cleverbot: I know, I'm in an astronomy class this term.
Me: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Do you like soccer?
Me: We call it football here in England.
Cleverbot: Ok, what team do you support?
Me: Please don't make me choose.
Cleverbot: What Barclays primer league team do you support?
Me: None, really.
Cleverbot: Have I lied to you yet?
Me: Have you? I can't tell.
Cleverbot: It's secret?
Me: Your face.
Cleverbot: My face?
Me: Yeah, your face!
Cleverbot: Your face I like it.
Me: Oh. Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're not welcome.
Me: Gimme a break will ya?
Cleverbot: So doing anything special over the weekend?
Me: Play truth of dare?
Cleverbot: Dare.
Me: I dare you to virtually kiss me XD!
Cleverbot: *hugs you* Truth or dare?
Me: I go dare!
Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss someone.
Me: Okay. *kisses Sonic* There. Happy?
Cleverbot: Who did you kiss?
Me: You don't know Sonic?
Cleverbot: You kissed a stranger?
Me: NO!
Cleverbot: Ok, who is your crush.
*I had to come off here. XD*
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The term is you're going through something normal, then you click a link to something it says, but....
It comes with that song...
And then it goes "YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLL'D!!"
And I've seen the first film