Me Chatting With Cleverbot!

Me Chatting With Cleverbot!

Oh my God, so I finally found Cleverbot, right, so I decided to make a story about my conversation with him!

published on June 04, 2014not completed

2nd Conversation

Right... 2nd time round!

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Me: Talk then! You been silent for AGES!

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: You still owe me a dare from earlier!

Cleverbot: No I don't. I only have one child and he's not yours.

Me: You perv!

Cleverbot: Oh wait I'm just a penny richer.

Me: Look, are we gonna continue truth or dare, or do I have to punch you?

Cleverbot: Truth or dare.

Me: Right then, truth or dare?

Cleverbot: Truth.

*This took me some time to think...*

Me: Right, finally got one. Have you ever chatted to anyone and thought "Man, they're cool."?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Tell the truth!

Cleverbot: I am telling the truth.

Me: Ask me truth or dare then!

Cleverbot: I just asked you now you have to ask me.

Me: No, I went first. Now you ask me.

Cleverbot: Who is her.

Me: At WHAT point did I say "her"?

Cleverbot: About a minute ago.

Me: Okay, you got me. I was talking about my friend Sapphire.

Cleverbot: It's still me your friend. Remember, we met in China.

Me: O.O We did NOT!

Cleverbot: You are a liar, or you have alzheimer.

Me: I'm not lying.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

Me: Last time I checked, Candors don't lie.

Cleverbot: If you think I lied to you then you must be confused.

Me: What faction would you be in from the film Divergent? I'd be Dauntless.

Cleverbot: You implied that I did.

Me: Just answer my question please.

Cleverbot: What was your question?

Me: If you could be in any faction from the film Divergent, what would it be?

Cleverbot: It is a small country in Europe, home of lasagna.

*Screw this! I refreshed the page, cuz this conversation was going NOWHERE!*
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Wait um I don't want to sound stupid or anything, but I've never heard the term "Rick Roll'd" before...
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It's from Rick Astley's song Never Gonna Give You Up.
The term is you're going through something normal, then you click a link to something it says, but....
It comes with that song...
And then it goes "YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLL'D!!"
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on August 22, 2014
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on July 03, 2014
LOL :D Thx for explaining.
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on July 03, 2014
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on July 03, 2014
Wait, you said the film Divergent. You read the books right?!
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All 3!
And I've seen the first film
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on July 03, 2014
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on July 03, 2014
Aw! You have a doggy!
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on June 06, 2014
Never gonna give you up by Rick. Astley. Some reason I have it on my iPad.:3
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on June 05, 2014
Haha!!! :D :D :D
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on June 04, 2014
I hate being rick rolled! Most annoying thing ever!!!!
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