The Epic Adventure Of My Ass 2.0

The Epic Adventure Of My Ass 2.0

This is the story of how my ass turned into a dolphin and we fell in love. Will our dolphin and human love survive or will he be turned to sushi while I am forever without an ass.

published on January 09, 2017not completed

What the hell

~I was skipping along the beach, my hair flowing behind me when all of a sudden I tripped on a crab and got a face full of sand. I heard someone laughing and looked up to see an extremely handsome dolphin reaching his hand out to help me up. Well reaching his flipper out to help me up. I took his flipper in my hand and gazed into his gorgeous black eyes that showed no emotion. It was only me, him, and the moon.This moment could not be more perfe- "Hey! You two should kiss!", The moon said to us. I flipped him off and threw the crab at him. "Go suck a dick you ball of space cheese!", I yelled angrily. I was reassured when I felt a cold ass flipper caress my cheek. I turned to face the dolphin and we leaned in for a kiss. This moment was absolutely breathtaking and it was as if time had stopped altogether.~
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! My alarm clock pulled me out of my fantastic dream and back to reality as I realized it was Tuesday and I still had to go to work. Sighing I grabbed the alarm clock and chucked it out the window wishing I could've had a few more seconds in that fantastic dream. I wondered who was that handsome dolphin I saw in my dream and did that dream mean I would find love or did it mean I should stop watching Animal Planet before bed. 'Who knows, I thought to myself,maybe something interesting will happen today?'.
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I'm dieing, help me! ?
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You can't die before you finish reading the story
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on January 17, 2017
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on January 16, 2017
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on January 12, 2017
People should comment on this more. I don't bite I swear!
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on January 11, 2017
*Has no words* *facepalms self not understanding life anymore* Wh--Wha???
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Life is pretty
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on March 22, 2017
Accept its beauty
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O--ok..
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on January 11, 2017
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on January 11, 2017
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on January 10, 2017
Okay good
I didn't get any nightmare-worthy moments
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Did you get those from the first one?
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No, I got them from a different book.
I haven't slept since I read that one.
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on January 09, 2017
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