Fan Fiction: Real Life In Bikini Bottom

Life starts now part 1 : Squidward quits

   Squidward: "Another day at the Krusty Krab..." -- Customer walks up-- "Hello sir how can I help you. -- sighs --
   Fred (deeaugh fish): "I'll have a krabby patty extra krabby, minus the patty".
   Squidward: "Aren't you special...sir..."
   Spongebob: "I got it Squidward"!
   Mr. Krabs: " Squidward come to my office!"
   Squidward: "What now"... -- walks to Mr.Krab's office --
   Mr. Krabs: "Squidward you know I like you... However, I need you ti improve your social, and customer service skills".
   Squidward: "Mr.Krabs! Why don't you get out there. You'll never begin to comprehend my suffering due to the stupidity of Bikini Bottom citizens".
   Mr.Krabs: "Now I understand ya Squidward, but..."
   Squidward: "Oh no! I quit!" -- exits --
   Mr. Krabs: "Oh, Squidward..."
   -- Later --
   Spongebob: "Squidward I heard you quit, so I brought you this cake"! -- Cake say I heart Squidward --
   Squidward: -- Takes cake -- "Thank you Spongebob"...
   Spongebob: "I brought Patrick, you want to come with us.We're looking for goals to achieve".
   Squidward: "You know what... I do want to go with you..."
   Patchy: Why is Squidward so different? Find out next time on Real Life in Bikini Bottom!