Fan Fiction: Real Life In Bikini Bottom

Introduction/ Sailor Star

    Welcome to the wonderful world of Bikini Bottom, located in the Pacific Ocean, right by Rock Bottom. Here is home to SpongeBob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tennis balls, oops I mean Tentacles, Eugene Krabs, Pearl Krabs, "Mrs." Sandra Puff, Squilliam Fancyson, Larry Lobster, and many more! On Conch Street we have the homes of SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick. Now let's go to our *stars*........
   SpongeBob: "Morning Squidward, I'm ready, I'm ready."  See Squidward is one of my best friends, along with Patrick star. Me and Squidward even work together at the Krusty Krab, the best restaurant in the sea. My boss Mr.Krabs Is pretty nice too. He even let me go to his  daughters *prom* with her.
    SpongeBob enters the Krusty Krab--
   Mr. Krabs: My Boy! Your a minute late! I'm reducing your salary from a dime, to a nickel. Now get in the kitchen, and quit giving Mr. Squidward that odd look
    SpongeBob: Ay Ay Mr. Krabs! --smile, and hurry to the kitchen--
    Tom: --Walks up to Squidward at register-- "CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!"
    Squidward: How may times do I have to tell you? We don't sell chocolate, now a krabby patty  Meal is 3.99". -- Takes money from Tom-- "One patty, and a medium Krusty fries. --Gives Tom  a cup-- That guy is always screaming for chocolate, like some teenage girl. I always tell him that, and he always gets a patty. Wish I could sneak one, I can't have SpongeBob knowing I like his cooking. It's better than my mom's !
   --Patrick walks in--  Squidward: Oh boy, barnacle head number two!
    Patrick: Hey Squidward how the * dolphin noise* are you.
     Squidward: --shocked look-- Umm.... What would you like?
    Mr.Krabs: "Who said number 11?!" --Squidward points at Patrick--
    Patrick: "Why're you pointing? What do I win?"
    Mr.Krabs: "Seems you haven't learned  your lesson, You are to paint me restaurant from top to bottom!"
    Patrick: Alright..... --has uninterested look--  1 hour later
    Mr.Krabs: "Now to see What that lad's up to. Mother Of Neptune! *Car horn noise*, *dolphin noise* Patrick!'
    Patrick "What's wrong Mr.Krabs?"
    Patchy the Pirate (narrator): Patrick Painted the Krusty Krab with a message: "Heath inspector wanted"
    Mr.Krabs; "Not the health inspector!"
    Patrick: "Do you feel it Mr.Krabs?"
    Patchy the Pirate (narrator): Goes to show Patrick might not be as dumb as they may think.