Fan Fiction: Real Life In Bikini Bottom

Imation Squid

     Patchy the narrator: Here we are at the chum bucket.
    Plankton: I have an Idea --grins suspiciously --
    Karen: "*sarcastically* Sure honey...."
    Plankton: Blah, blah, blah..... Stupid, nagging computer, I need a real woman. I bet Krabs can get a real woman!"
    Karen: "You always say this! Why don't you just buy a patty".
    Plankton: " I just got an idea the that actually has a chance to work!"
    Karen: "Whatever!"
    --Plankton walks into the Krusty Krab disguised as a random person--
    Plankton: "Are you SpongeBob Squarepants?"
    SpongeBob: "Why yes I am."
    Plankton: "You just won a million dollars!"
    SpongeBob: "Oh Boy!" (If Mr.Krabs found out he'd take every penny, or I could lose my job, he once fired me for a nickel, but I think I'm back for good * Smiles, and winks at camera*)
   Plankton: --Jumps out of dollar-- "Ha Ha Squarepants! I've got the Krabby patty secret formula now!" --trying-to-be-evil laugh--
   SpongeBob: "Not so fast plankton! "- Slaps Plankton--
    Plankton: -- in the air be thrown into Chum Bucket-- "Curse you, and Mr.Krabs!"
    Plankton: --talking to Karen-- "I know what to do now!"
  The next day
    --Plankton uses back door to Krusty Krab inside a robot made to look like Squidward--
      Plankton: --In dining room of Krusty Krab. "Hey SpongeBob'
     SpongeBob: "Oh hey Squid Buddy! Mr.Krabs said we need extra help in the kitchen."
    Plankton: "Good, just what I want".... *quietly muttered*
    SpongeBob: "Hey Squidward can you help me make some patties, we have a full house today! -- Smiles really big--
    Plankton: Sure, say I forgot the patty formula. Can you remind me?
    SpongeBob: "That won't be necessary I have a huge freezers full of frozen patties!"
    Plankton: "ugh...."
    SpongeBob: "I'll make cook them, you put them together."
    Plankton: --- starts making patties--- Looks like we're out of patties, how about I make some new ones."
    SpongeBob: "Squidward! We have 37 more freezers of patties. The customers are getting anxious, we need more patties made." --Gives disguised Plankton more burger patties--
    SpongeBob: Gee that Squidward is not acting himself today. He sure does have an interest in fry-cooking! I hope maybe we could be grill buddies permanently! Sorry Mr.camera man, I must return to work. -- Quickly walks out of recording room--
   Plankton: "I can't take it anymore!!!!" ---- jumps out of disguise--
    SpongeBob: *Gasps* "Plankton!"
    Plankton: "I already know..."
    Mr.Krabs: --Walks in-- "Plankton! Sees your in me restaurant again..." * tauntingly laughs* Another failed Krabby patty theft attempt?"
    Plankton:   "I already know...'
    Mr.Krabs: --Launches Plankton out of the Krusty Krab to the Chum Bucket--
    Plankton: "Curse you Mr.Krabs!"
    Patchy The Narrator: Seems  Mr.Krabs will never go out of business. See you next time on Real Life In Bikini Bottom!