Fan Fiction: Real Life In Bikini Bottom

Returning Student Starfish Part 1

   SpongeBob: "Here we are Patrick Mrs. Puffs boating school." --smiles big--
   Patrick: "Wow, just the same as I remember!"
   SpongeBob: "This time don't just drop out!"
   Patrick: "Don't worry about me, I'll listen really carefully to the big fat meany this time."
   SpongeBob: "Patrick...*sighs* her name is Mrs. Puff."
   Patrick: Oh, yeah right...
   --- They both enter the school--
   Patrick: "Alright, up the stairs of learning!" -- proud smile --
   SpongeBob: -- points to stairs on the left-- "Those are just the stairs, remember? These are the stairs of learning." -- points to stairs on the right, and smiles anxiously--
   Patrick: "Wow...."
   --They both go into Mrs. Puffs classroom, --
   Patrick: "Hey Susie, hey Tina. Hi big fat meany." -- sits in a chair --
   Mrs. Puff: *Groans* "Hello, Patrick."
   Patrick: -- points to Mrs.Puff-- "Looks like someone put on some weight"!
   ---- Whole class except SpongeBob bursts out laughing---
   Mrs.Puff: *Mumbles* "Do I really have to do this for the rest of my life?"
   Mrs.Puff: "Class take your seats! Open your seatbelt instructions book, and read chapters 1 through 4."
   Patrick: "24...." ---looks back-- "24!"
   ---Whole class starts laughing--
   Mrs. Puff: --walks to Patrick-- ''Ahem!''
   Patrick: "Hi Mrs.Puff." --gives innocent smile--
   SpongeBob: "Patrick! This isn't funny"!
   Mrs. Puff: --points to old desk at the back of the room-- "Mr. Squarepants! Move to the back."
   -- later in the hallway--
   Patrick: "SpongeBob you really need to loosen up bit. *Dolphin noise*,  You almost got me in trouble"!  
   SpongeBob: "Almost got you in trouble? You have ruined my good record at school for the last time! You'll never get a license anyway".
   Patrick: "I'll never get a license? Said the stupid square who failed one class  a million times"!
   SpongeBob: "Really Patrick, that's all you have to say, why don't you go back to your house, if you even know how to open it!"
   Patrick: "Geez, SpongeBob all I wanted was to come to school with my best friend."
   SpongeBob: "Friends don't get friends moved to the back of the room, or start an argument, then try to play nice guy when they don't like it".
   Patrick: All I wanted to do was have some fun it was the fat woman's fault
   Patchy the narrator: "What will happen with SpongeBob, an Patrick? Find out in the next episode."