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How To Make the Soccer Team

This is EXTREMELY important, all you soccer fans, you.
Step 1. Forget the cleats, wear ballerina shoes. It will make you look super fancy.
Step 2. Lose the shorts and t-shirt. Put on a fancy dress. (Includes boys).
Step 3. Leave your soccer ball at home. Does it really matter what your coach thinks?
Step 4. YOUR ON THE TEAM!