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How To Make People Dump Their Lunch Food On You

Ok, the reason why you have to do this is so you don't have to pay for your own cafeteria food!
Step 1. Tell the person next to you that their food is contaminated by parasites. If they don't listen or believe (or care), tell them that an owl mistaken it for a mouse, ate it, then regurgitated it.
Step 2. Wait for the magic to happen. If it doesn't come between 5 to 10 minutes, tell them MORE disgusting facts, like where their hamburger came from!
Step 3. Make It Rain. Please, wear a poncho for the following step.
Step 4. EAT UP!