My Rants

The People At School Rant

I'm sorry that this is really long, but I have a very, very strong opinion about this. It's something that really, really annoys me. I don't want to sound snobby or horrible, but this is just my opinion.

So, this rant is about people at school and how. . .uncultured they are. I will split this rant into parts because, as I said before, I have an awful lot to say about it. Everyone on here always seems like they have a way better school than me. And they probably do. Whenever I tell people on here what my school is like, they tell me that I'm living in another world. Because the people at school are all the same. They are just so uncultured that it's unbelievable. It always seems like I'm the only one who actually knows about stuff!

The first part of this rant is the food that the other kids at school eat. This is where I need to tell you a TRUE STORY of what ACTUALLY happened at my school a few weeks ago. Then you will see what I mean.

So, it was a Food Tech lesson, and the teacher told us to fill in this table of everything we eat in a day. I filled in the table, and it was easy. Here is MY REAL TABLE of what I eat in a WHOLE DAY: A bowl of cereal and coffee for breakfast, a sandwich, raisins, jelly, a chocolate bar and a bottle of water for lunch, a roast dinner and some juice for my tea, and toast, a biscuit and a glass of milk before bed.
Then I looked over at what the OTHER KIDS put that they eat in a WHOLE DAY, and I was absolutely appalled by what I read. This is THEIR REAL TABLE OF EVERYTHING THEY EAT IN A DAY: A can of Coca Cola for breakfast, another can of Coca Cola and a tub of fruit from the school cafe for lunch, and a bag of chips with another can of Coca Cola for tea.

I don't understand how people can eat like that. It's just so weird and unhealthy. It's not like it's terribly hard to go and buy some food from the shop that is ACTUALLY HEALTHY. I am LITERALLY the ONLY PERSON who actually eats properly at my school. And people call me weird for not eating like that. -__-

And here I have two more stories about how people don't eat properly at my school.

The first one is when I brought a Scotch egg to school for my lunch. When I got it out, the whole school turned round and stared. Then the girl sat next to me said, "Ew!" Another girl asked me, "What's that and why does it have that egg thing in it?" This just PROVES that other people are just so uncultured.

The other story is when I was talking about food, and I mentioned Maggi Noodles. If you don't know what they are, they're these really nice noodles that I practically LIVE off at the weekend, and there's a lot of jokes about them in my family for some reason. Then people asked me what Maggi Noodles were. And that also proves how uncultured people are. -__-

The second part of the rant is what the other people DO in their spare time. I have a true story for this as well.

So, it was our last Science lesson before the summer holidays. We were allowed to go on any games we wanted, so I decided to go on dress up games, because I sometimes like to go on them to get ideas. So I was on this Ever After High dress up, and then this girl sat next to me looked at my screen and said, "Is that your favourite game or something?" I turned round and said, "What?" Then the girl said, "Do you play on that game every day after school?" Then I was creeped out and I said, "No. . ." Then the girl said, "Is it your first time ever playing on it then?" and I was just REALLY creeped out, so I just said, "No. . ." again. Then I was curious to see what she was playing on. It was Run 2.

If you have never heard of it, Run 2 is this online platform game with terrible graphics where you have to make this alien jump over blocks. Everyone in my school is OBSESSED with it, and I have no idea why. It's on a website called Cool Maths Games, but the games have NOTHING to do with maths! It's stupid! I just absolutely hate that website.

And dress up games are NOT the sort of game that you play every day after school. They're just for getting ideas, really, and for making characters. And who plays the SAME GAME EVERY DAY after school? That's just stupid! I have better things to do on the internet. Like stalking Mika, ha ha.

The third part of the rant is about the music that other people listen to. They LITERALLY ONLY listen to pop music. Some of the kinder teachers let them put the music on their phones on in class, and their playlists are awful. -__- So then I have to sit through a class with that rubbish on. I mean, seriously! Some people don't like that kind of music, so they shouldn't force it down others' eardrums. Nobody even knows any GOOD and INTERESTING music at my school.

In fact, I have ANOTHER TRUE story to tell you about that.

Today I was coming out of school and my best friend and I were talking. She said, "You stalk Mika." and I said, "I know I do, ha ha. I know where he lives. He lives in a white flat on Ladbroke Road in London." Then my best friend calls her crush over, and tells him that I stalk Mika. Then her crush asked who Mika was. And I was just like, "Oh my gosh. . .Why are people at this school so uncultured?" And then my best friend told her crush that Mika is a singer, and he just said, "Okay."

This also proves that other people at my school are uncultured little brats who are ignorant of real music. -__-

The fourth part of the rant is how the other kids at school treat me. I consider people in my school to be sorted into three groups.

The first group are what I call the 'Fashion Girls'. These are the popular girly girls who text all the time, get into trouble and always have a boyfriend. They call their boyfriends sick-making names like Cutiemuffin or Snookums and get upset when their boyfriend doesn't text them back. They wear way too much makeup and talk to me as if I am deaf just because I am shy. -__-

The second group are what I call the 'Naughty Boys'. These are the boys who always get detentions, get into fights and yell at the teachers. They swear all the time and wear their school ties on their heads like bandannas, and purposely forget their stationery.

The third group are what I call 'The Rest Of Us'. This is the group where the kids go who aren't Fashion Girls or Naughty Boys. There's only a few people in this group, and I'm like the main one. The other people are just people who are kind of nice to me, or only tag along with the other people because they don't want to end up like the people in this group.

It's really annoying how the other people at my school treat me. They don't pick me for a partner in Science because they know I'm too shy to say I don't have a partner, and they enjoy seeing me attempt to speak up. They don't give me a whiteboard pen in Maths because they know I'm too shy to ask for one. They make mean comments about me because they know I'm too shy to respond. They take my friends away from me because they know I won't say anything.

It's sick that people enjoy watching me get hurt. It's just awful. They don't know how left out and sad I feel about all of this. They don't know what it's like to be me.

The TEACHERS do it too. They purposely don't give me important letters because they like seeing me cry. It's just sick, all of it.

Sometimes people actually come and talk to me, and sometimes I actually feel like I have friends at school. But then I realise I don't, when they stand up and go off to talk to their popular friends.

And then people judge me for being a loner, but I CHOOSE to be a loner because, well, who wants to be friends with an uncultured, mean, inconsiderate person? Nobody suits my requirements for a friend, because everyone is the same.

It just really annoys me that everyone is like this. It is just terrible. Sometimes I wonder what the world is coming to. -__-

~ Nonpareil