How I Met the Creepypasta Gang

How I Met the Seed Eater

Word from the author: I'm sorry, pretty much the story won't make any sense probably. I'm just too tired, and my cousin nowadays is literally giving me her account on this website. I think she got bored. Anyways, go ahead and read and if you don't get anything from this story, I would be happy to explain!


When Slendy saw his family with me, the first thing he did was grab in the arm, led me to his his room, and locked the door. He then said-
"They didn't do anything to you right?(Please no no no no no...)
"Don't worry...I didn't pick a rose."
"You didn't?(That's good to hear)..."
"What is with the big deal with Offenderman and roses?"
"Blue roses represents your life while red roses represent his undying devotion and your *mumbles something* desires. If you pick the red and blue rose, you're good as dead. If pick the red rose but not the blue rose, he'll cut your face. If you reject the red rose but accept the blue rose, he will kill you. If you accept nothing, you're safe."
"O.O Wow...(He's that bad to make fun of my two favorite colors plus my favorite flower)...
"Glad you're safe..."
"Uh huh...I should get going."
"Well, sorry for the inconvenience.."
"No bother. There's always a bit of drama in family reunions, isn't there?"
I unlocked the door and saw Trendorman digging into someone's closet with a face of disgust, Splendorman playing with Sally, and Offenderman flirting with Mom?! I quickly went between the two and said-
"I know you lost me, but you REALLY can't be serious and try to-"
"Hehehehe....I'm sneaky that way.*pushes me aside* So, Jeane, would you care to-"
"*pushes Offenderman* Sorry, but if you really want to be stabbed again, that can be arranged."
"Oh fine! Lost two victims today! You're lucky she didn't pick a rose yet!"
Phew...Now, what should I do?
~Several hours later~
Finally, the family left and things were slightly back to normal. It's 8:30 p.m. Dang. I haven't eaten dinner yet. I think everyone is asleep right now(apparently it had been a crazy day than normal, and I absolutely had to break more fights than usual). Everyone is tired too tired from their visit, I guess. Well, might as well eat some pizza for now. I ate and and pretty much ventured to every room, just to find everyone asleep. I soon finished dinner. I didn't want to disturb Sally's and Jane's sleep. Oh! But I also recall two beds in the attic! I opened the attic door and went inside. The beds were dusty, but glad there was spare clean covers and blankets in the kitchen(part of the kitchen is used for the laundry room). I went back down and headed my way towards the kitchen and saw a strange creature. It had a skull for a face, and black hair all around its head, kind of like a lion's mane. It had a skinny, grey body, and it was running towards me! Shoot! Please please please please please save me! I heard that the footsteps stopped, but there was no way I'm stopping now! I ran towards the attic, sat down, gripped my legs, and put my head down. What the heck was that?! I remember it was also a creepypasta, but dang my stupid short-termed memory! I heard the attic door open, and I grabbed the nearest thing that I could defend myself. A white head popped up and I threw a heavy and dusty box at it.
"[CENSORED]!"
Wait, was that Slendy! Gosh dang it! I peeped out to find Slendy rubbing his head.
"S-s-sorry..."
"What the heck? Were you that scared?!"
"Well, in that situation, with a big scary monster trying to eat you, of course it's normal for someone to freak out!"
"But you should have noticed it wasn't following you anymore..."
"Anyways, what are you doing here?"
"Oh I woke due to noise coming from the hallway. I went to see where the noise was coming from and saw the Seed Eater-"
"Wait, Seed Eater?"
"Yes. The Seed Eater. Surely you have heard of him?"
Oh yeah! Now I remember! The Seed Eater is a creature that eats children. Wait a minute, if he only eats children, why did it chase me?
"Back my story, I stopped the Seed Eater and now he's unconscious in my room. I went to go check on you, which leads to now."
"Sorry about that, but why was he chasing me if-"
"I think he mistook you as a young child because of your..."
"What? What is it?"
"Your...height."
"Okay...now that's just being too-"
"Hey! Blame the Seed Eater!"
"Right...but are you able to hold him off from eating me?"
"It's possible..."
"Thanks. Well, goodnight!"
"Goodnight to you too, Sophie."
I went up the attic and finally fell asleep.