How I Met the Creepypasta Gang

Slendy's Family Comes Over

Word from the author: So. Many. Creepypastas. I. Have. to. Write. About. I'm thinking about doing a character profiles after this chapter or sometime later, but my mid is so busy from things at home. There's going to a lot of "How I Met"s here because, ultimately, there is the Seedeater, Homicidal Lui, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Zalgo(probably going to do that close to the ending), Rake, B.o.b, Clocky or Clockwork?, the Tails Doll, and Sonic.exe. Welp, that's all I can name up for now, so thank you for reading!


After we played hide-and-seek, everyone except Sally and Mom pretty much gave me the silence treatment. Come on! She's not annoying! She's actually adorable! After we all ate dinner, Slendy broke the silent treatment and made an announcement that his family was coming tomorrow.
"Great!"
"No. Not great. Absolutely far from great."
"Why? Are you embarrassed or something? Because-"
"Nope. It's just that they are annoying and..."
"And? Go on..."
"And one of them might treat you like one of their victims, which I can't guarantee your safety..."
"Okay... But I don't want to worry about that now! To me, it would honor to have your family here!"
"...Really?"
"Yes! Isn't it always a nice occasion for a family to come?"
"... I guess."
"Then good! I can't wait for tomorrow!"
Soon, we all finished our dinner and headed for our rooms. Great, I wonder if they have a good attitude...
~The next morning~
I woke up at 7:30 and dressed up fast, with my usual red bow in my hair. I fled out of the door and saw no one is awake yet... Well, I should get used to it. It's almost like this every morning. And it looks like Slendy's family won't be coming around this time, too. I just made pancakes for myself and watched T.V.
~2 hours passed~
Everyone is awake now, but they didn't come yet. Jeff was hogging the T.V. so I went outside and decided I would make a quick walk to the forest. I wasn't alone, though. Smile Dog was tagging along right after I stepped out the door. It was a beautiful day, no cloud in the sky. I walked deeper into the forest and found beautiful red roses growing near the lake. Next to the red roses were blue ones.
"So...which one do you pick, my darling?"That voice came from behind me!
"?!" I turned around and saw someone who had no face like Slendy, only he was wearing a hat and the top buttons on the black shirt were unbuttoned. Smile Dog was growling at him.
"So, which one will you pick? You're such a cute girl..."
"Ummm.... I'm sorry to ask you this right now, but are you one of Slendy's family members?"
"Yes. But which rose will you choose?"
"Oh I don't pick either of them! Sorry..."
"Why not?"
"Well, because... I just don't want to pick..." For some reason, my brain is telling me not to pick anything...
"But-"
"Offenderman! Where the heck are you?" I heard it close by in the woods.
"Is that your name?"
"Oh fine! Don't pick anything! I lost a victim!"
"Ummm... Who was that in the woods calling your-"
"Those are my slow brothers, Trendorman and Splendorman. We were on our way to visit our brother, Slenderman. Apparently, we got lost. We heard he was living with the other creepypastas and a human family somewhere out of this stupid forest from Zalgo."
There's that name again...Zalgo...
"Who's Z-"
"There you are! What are you doing?"
There was two figures. One who was wearing really trendy clothes and the other one who had a suit with polka dots and a top hat with the same spots. Smile Dog seemed to like the two. The first guy was the only one speaking right now. He said-
"Hey, aren't you the girl who was living with Slenderman?"
"Yes! So your his family, right?"
"Of course! I'm Trendorman!"
He then introduced to me the two.
"The one with polka dots everywhere is Splendorman and the perverted guy you just talked with is Sexual Offenderman!"
Wait- did he just say what I think he said?! EWWW! I'm glad I didn't pick a rose!
"BTW, did you pick a rose-"
Offenderman cut him off.
"No she didn't. Might have really bad if she did though..."
Okay. Those words enough are proof that Slendy was trying to protect me from him.
"You know, you should realize the house is straight ahead." Pointing towards the north, the three facepalmed at the same time.
"Come on! You're right on time!"
And we all walked towards my house together.