AlliceTeea and My conversations!

WARNING HUGE CHAPTER: Conversation Nine

Ciel (I'm calling AlliceTeea that now to make it easier XD): So

Me: soo

Ciel: So when we gonna prank call (no name)
Ciel: Because yesterday she was full bitch

Me: Ikr!
Me: wait..what did she do again?

Ciel: And monday
Ciel: She fuckiing spilled juice on me monday

Me:  oh yeah

Ciel: And on Tuesday she was more annoying than usual

Me:  how? I dont remember things about her

Ciel: Well you know just being annoying

Me: elizabeth annoying?

Ciel:  Elizabeth and misa combined

Me: D: OH SHIT

Ciel: Exactly

Me: .....damn

Ciel: She so deserves death penalty
Ciel: Off with her head

Me:  Claude! I want you to kill her!

Ciel: :D

Me: XD

Ciel: I have a lollypop

Me: lucky
Me: DUDE

Ciel: WHAT

Me:  So I ate a olive and it had a seed so it made one of my teeth loose, so now I ate caramel...it literately YANKED out my tooth XD I was bleeding for an hour XD

Ciel:  XD wtf
Ciel: That was just so random

Me:  it was so painful XD

Ciel: I bet

Me: XD

Ciel:  I woke up with a big ass bruise on my knee today

Me: XD

Ciel: I think I sleepwalk

Me: XDXDXDXDXD

Ciel: XD

Me: XD

Ciel:  I should put up a camera like in paranormal activity

Me: YES

Ciel: I'm gonna do it

Me: AWESOME!

Ciel:  If I'm being haunted I'm gonna be so excited
Ciel: and terrified

Me: XD nice!
Me:  Done XD I made the story XDXD

Ciel:  XD
Ciel: brb gotta get in the shower

Me: aw

Ciel: I'm back :D

Me: YAY!

Ciel: you get excited so easily

Me: yes!

Ciel: its no joke I plan on catching a demon

Me: XDXD Sebastian...?

Ciel: so in other words sebastian
Ciel: Wait wtf
  Ciel: Were we thinking the same thing

Me: yes XD

Ciel: wow

Me: X3

Ciel: X3

Me: X3

Ciel: dude do you hear all that shit going on outside
Ciel: Its like super windy

Me: no
Me:  i was listening to music XD

Ciel: wow
Ciel: XD

Me: XD

Ciel: you still awake

Me: yes
Me: and im upset

Ciel: why what happened

Me:  (not gonna name) said that he is going to be popular and doesnt care about how i feel about it, he is working out, playing sports, and he says he is starting to hate anime, video games, gothic and awesome music, gothic things, and dubstep, and he said that he is going to do what ever it takes to be a popluar
Me: also he said that in one hour, his pervertedness will be gone

Ciel: wait what the fucck this can't be happening all that shit is what makes him (no name) it would be like you hating black veil brides or amanda hating volleyball or mary hating bowling and minecraft or me hating you and batman are you messing with me I mean what the hell!

Me:   no, I'm not kidding.... WHAT THE FUCCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!

Ciel: WHO WOULD WANT TO BE POPULAR WHEN YOU COULD BE US

Me: RIGHT!

Ciel: WE HAVE MORE LAUGHS

Me: YES!

Ciel: LESS DRAMA

Me: YEAH!

Ciel: MORE HUGS

Me: YEA-...wait YEAH!

Ciel: PLUS WE AREN'T FUCKIING SPARKLE LOVING WEIRDO ZOMBIES
Ciel:  WHAT DO WE DO TO ZOMBIES?

Me: HELL YEAH! WE EAT THEM!

Ciel:  BLOW THEM UP BY PUTTING A FUCKIING GRENADE IN THEIR HEAD
Ciel: OH AND ALSO EAT THEM
  Ciel: Best inspirational speech ever

Me: XD true

Ciel: Just remember it if you feel like being popular
Ciel: it shall change your mind

Me: XD

Ciel: Dude I actually thought (no name) was cool deep down

Me: same.....

Ciel:  I mean I acted like I hated him but yeah
Ciel: I considered him my friend

Me: yeah i know what you mean

Ciel:  now I feel bad for calling him gay and a dick and a fucktard

Me: why?
Me: he deserves it right now

Ciel: True want me to go all out >:)

Me: YES!

Ciel:  I have many names I saved for a special occasion

Me:  YES! YOUR THE BEST CIEL!

Ciel: THANKS

Me: :D

Ciel: you wanna practice insults

Me: YES!!!

Ciel: okay you do the first insult

Me: really?....damn hmmm
Me: I make COMEBACKS not insults

Ciel: than do comebacks

(IF YOU WANT THE COMEBACKS AND INSULTS, just say so >:3 )