Chapter 10
AlliceTeea I'd call you an idiot too but that would be an insult to stupid people
King_of_Booty_Shorts Ring ring, oh Light Yagami called, he want's his gayness back
AlliceTeea Keep talking maybe you'll say something clever
King_of_Booty_Shorts Don't worry about thinking about it, trying something for the first time is tough
AlliceTeea If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would have farted
King_of_Booty_Shorts XD OK hold on a second, I'm lauhing to hard to come up with a insult XDXD
AlliceTeea XD
King_of_Booty_Shorts Your so fake that Barbie is jealous
AlliceTeea No need for insults your face is one all by itself
King_of_Booty_Shorts save your breath, you need it to blow up your date tonight
AlliceTeea you are cordially invited........to fuuck yourself
King_of_Booty_Shorts You are about as useful as a knitted condom
AlliceTeea isn't it dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in one sentence
King_of_Booty_Shorts You are about as smart as snake mittens
AlliceTeea Oh I didn't know it was Bitch'O'Clock
King_of_Booty_Shorts Your so ugly, even Ryku runs away
AlliceTeea *Ryuk
AlliceTeea That was not my comeback btw
King_of_Booty_Shorts XD Ik
AlliceTeea What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
King_of_Booty_Shorts I am so sorry....there is no vaccine against stupidity
AlliceTeea There is a line between wearing makeup and looking like you got gang banged by Crayola
King_of_Booty_Shorts Some babies got dropped on their heads.....you were clearly thrown at a wall
AlliceTeea Remember when I asked for your opinion?Oh me neither!
King_of_Booty_Shorts Stop calling yourself hot....the only thing you can turn on is the microwave
AlliceTeea I......can't.....oms lol XDXDXDXDXD
King_of_Booty_Shorts XD
AlliceTeea okay I got a good one
King_of_Booty_Shorts say it
AlliceTeea I'm not saying your a slut but if your vagina was a video game it would be rated E for everyone
King_of_Booty_Shorts OMA XDXDXD
AlliceTeea XD
King_of_Booty_Shorts Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma
AlliceTeea Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly
King_of_Booty_Shorts You look like something I can draw...with my left hand
AlliceTeea I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one
King_of_Booty_Shorts You are literary, to stupid to insult
King_of_Booty_Shorts Oh, how careless of me......I almost gave a fuuck
AlliceTeea ring ring The jerk store called their running out of you
on November 11, 2015
King_of_Booty_Shorts Unless your name is Nate River, stop acting like you know everything
AlliceTeea lol
King_of_Booty_Shorts XD
AlliceTeea Your face kills faster than a gun or a bomb
King_of_Booty_Shorts you are like summer....no class
AlliceTeea Hey there's worse,I could be you!
King_of_Booty_Shorts theres the door, no get the fuuck ouy
AlliceTeea *out
AlliceTeea *now
King_of_Booty_Shorts ik, im typing in the dark XD
King_of_Booty_Shorts and with one hand XD
AlliceTeea XD me too
King_of_Booty_Shorts XD
AlliceTeea I'm a little busy right now..........Can you call yourself an idiot for me
King_of_Booty_Shorts why are we making insults???
AlliceTeea idk I forgot
King_of_Booty_Shorts XD
AlliceTeea That was awesome though
King_of_Booty_Shorts XDikr
AlliceTeea we are awesome at comebacks
King_of_Booty_Shorts yup
King_of_Booty_Shorts we;;, imma gone... night
AlliceTeea night
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You have no idea how far I had to scroll up, I had to go to November 5!
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But you have to admit, even the cringe was funny
@Snakeninja
I was Sebastian for a short time....
BUT NOW IM THE DAMN KING OF BOOTY SHORTS