Voldemort and the Stolen Recipe

The Dark Lord's Wish List

Voldemort sat at the kitchen counter with paper and a quill. He was tired from going over his whole house and property with enchantments (enchantments that should be been there in the first place), and now was going to write his wish list.
First he wrote, "The Dark Lord's Wish List" as the title, and underneath in smaller print, "For His Regeneration Party".
"You said you wanted another onesie," Wormtail reminded him, glancing at the parchment.
"Ah yes," Voldemort nodded.
"And some new plates and glasses for tea parties?"
"Yep."
By the time Wormtail was taking out the last pan of cookies, Voldemort was pretty happy with his list. He blew on the ink, then took out his wand and made several copies, one for each Death Eater.


~The Dark Lord's Wish List~
for His Regeneration Party

~onesie (dark blue or red)
~tea party set
~regular dish set
~scale polishing kit (for dearest Nagini)
~snake scale iPhone case (in Nagini's color if possible)
~black laptop case (with the Dark Mark on the side if possible)
~cupcake/muffin baking pan

Additional notes:
It's fine if I am given a dark blue and red onesie.
Make Lucius get the most expensive item


"Oh I can't wait for the party!" Wormtail exclaimed, hopping around the kitchen. "And then we can have so many lovely tea parties!"
"Indeed," Voldemort nodded, and pulled a cool pan of cookies towards him to eat.