My top ten favorite and least favorite sonic characters. (Alexis the Hedgebat style.)

Sticks the Badger. (least favorite) #5

I know I know. Why am I picking on a character from a sort of new Sonic game. Good question A. because I can, and B. I don't give any damn. Look at all these damns falling to the floor because I am not catching any. For all the people who know me I love Sonic Rush Adventure and to be honest one of the characters from that game was actually going to be in this spot.
No its not any of the koala people, I was actually planning on putting Johnny on here. For all of you who do not know who he is, Johnny was kinda like a robot Jet, only difference being that instead of a hoverboard he uses a jetski and I personally like him a little better than Metal Sonic and to be honest I'm not sure why. I think it might be because he talks and works for a pirate! Yep Johnny works for this guy named Captain Whiskers. No I am not joking but enough talk about Johnny and onto Sticks. When I saw her, like everyone else I thought it was a redesign for Marine and while people say they're not the same I say differently. To be honest I think the only difference is that Sticks is paranoid and Marine actually likes going on adventures.
Her paranoya is honestly so annoying to me personally because with half my family being paranoid over little things I've kinda gotten sick of it. Other than the paranoya (yes I can't spell because I'm lazy :P ) Also her name is stupid like seriously I wanna meet the person who named Sticks and slap them and don't even start with the "well Cream and Cheese were named after the creators were eating creamcheese because I will retort: Okay so what were they doing when they came up with the name Sticks?" I swear to god this could be Marines long lost stupid sister. I swear the only reason I remember she exists is because I was stupid enough and high on candy to actually buy and play Rise of Lyric and I'd rather play Sonic 06... enough said. The ONLY saving grace this character has for me is that she played the voice actress who did Smellerbee in Avatar Last Airbender.