Black Butler seven minutes in heaven

A Blue Ball

If ya like Joker:
(Let's say you were a little.....strange in this one XD)
You danced your fingertips around the items and randomly pulled out an item. You looked at the blue orb and looked around. "Eh?" You asked, Grell looked over at Joker. "Ohhh...Hey Joker, I think I got your item...Hey...hey..listen..hey..listen..HEY LISTEN I GOT YOUR FREAKIN ITEM." You said as you threw the orb in the air and caught it. "Hm? Oh yes!" He said and stood up, he plucked the blue ball from your hand and put it in his pocket. You looked around, and stood up. "Off to the closet?" You asked, he nodded. "Don't go all rude on her boss!" Dagger said, Joker seemed to give him a death glare and walked to the closet, you skipped after him. He opened the door, and motioned for you to enter, you smiled and hopped inside.
"Cozy." You said as you rested your back against the wall. He shut the door and nodded. "So...how's the circus doin?" You asked, he looked over at you and smiled. "Very good! Wendy hurt her ankle again but she is alright! Also Jumbo almost burned Betty again, but Beast got her out of the way." Joker said, you smiled. "Sounds fun." You said and widened your eyes. "WAIT! No! I mean, er, not how she hurt herself or how the tiger thing almost got hurt! No no! It didn't mean that was fun I meant. Sorry..I'm just gonna stop talking now." You said as you made a poker-face. You slightly looked over at Joker, he wasn't smiling. "I said sorry.." You muttered, silence. 'Does he hate me now? JEEZ he needs to calm down..nope..he still looks pissed...great' You though and bit your bottom lip.. "Hm? I was just lost in thought." He said and smiled at you.
"Well say something next time! I thought you hated me for screwing up my words! I almost had a heart attack!" You said and held you heart, you pressed your back against the wall and slowly slid down. You closed your eyes and went limp. "Nooo don't die on me now!" He said and chuckled as he crouched next to you. You opened one eye. "Suuucks." You whispered and closed your eye again. He chucked and sat next to you. "Is it sad I could sleep like this?" You asked, he shook his head. "Nope, cause I could do the same!" He said, you giggled and rested your head in his lap. "Holy crap, never mind, I could definitely sleep like THIS." You said.
He slightly tensed up the moment you placed your head on him, but slowly relaxed and started to finger brush your hair with his skeleton hand. You giggled. "That feels weird." You said, he smiled and stopped. "Alright if it's weird I'll stop." He said, you shot up. "Nooooo." You groaned, he smirked, you groaned again, sat on his lap, and crossed your arms. "Rude." You huffed, he chuckled and randomly pulled out a flower. You twitched your eye. "Y..you just pulled that from no where..WTF?!" You shouted as you grabbed the flower and looked it over. "How did you-....this is a F/F..." You said and smiled. "How did you know?" You said and hugged him, he gently hugged back. "Thanks." You said as you looked at the flower again, he softly smiled. "So Joker....sup?" You asked, he grabbed his chin with his skeleton hand and looked up.
"Well, I'm in a closet for seven minutes. The circus is going well..and I have a beautiful lady sitting on my lap..so really good." He said, you giggled and rolled your eyes. "Wow, how cheesy." You said, he smirked. "What's with the smirk?" You asked. "I was just thinkin about givin ya a more...privet show." He cooed, you looked up at him and blushed madly. "W..what? Oh like a-" You started to say , he smirked again as placed his real index finger on your lips. "Now now, we don't want the others knowing." He said quietly, you blushed more as you realized what he meant.
You giggled as he pulled you closer, your hips pressed together. He chuckled as you made a small noise. "If you make a noise just by something as small as that-" He smirked. "-I wonder how loud you will be during the end of the last 'act'." He cooed, you blushed and lightly hit his arm. "Pervert!" You giggled, he smiled and slowly rubbed your sides. You giggled and lightly placed your lips on his. He smiled and lightly kissed back. You ran one of your hands threw his spiky orange hair. He slyly licked your bottom lip, you smiled and slightly parted your lips, you let him feel around. He held your hip with one hand while the other lightly caressed your cheek. You smiled as you felt your dress unbutton. You pulled away. "We only have a few minutes." You said, he smiled. You both jumped when the door burst open.
"Aww! You two are so cute!" Elizabeth said, you jumped up and helped him up. "Er..thanks?" He said, you smiled and rolled your eyes. "I know right aren't we just so adorable together?" You said, she nodded and skipped back to her seat. You looked at Joker and smiled, he softly smiled back. "Hey, we gonna have a guest tonight?" Doll asked, Joker smiled. "Of cores we are!" He said and picked you up and walked back to his seat. You blushed madly as he whispered in your ear.
"Now the privet show will have to wait a bit, but it will be worth the wait."