The Story of Marbles the Hedgebat

I'm... WHAT?!?!

I woke up the next morning. I felt dizzy and almost threw up in my pancakes.

Queen Aleena: Are you okay, Sweetheart?
Marbles: I don't feel too good.
Queen Aleena: *Puts wrist on forehead* Hmm, nope. It's not a fever.
Marbles: Is it a cold?
Queen Aleena: You don't seem like you have a cold. Maybe you have the flu, Sweetheart.
Sonia's Fiancé: Sweetheart, I mean, Marbles, do you want more pancakes?
Marbles: No, I think I have a stomach ache.
Sonia's Fiancé: It's probably from last night's feast. You two ate more than a bear could eat fish in a week!
Marbles: Bears only fish once a week.
Sonia's Fiancé: Really? I didn't know that!
Queen Aleena: How about you go lie down.
Marbles: Okay. *Lays on sofa*
Queen Aleena: *Sits next to her* How are you feeling, Sweetheart?
Marbles: Not any better.
Queen Aleena: Do you want a drink?
Marbles: No- *Covers mouth and runs to the bathroom*
Queen Aleena: Marbles! *Follows*
Marbles: *Throws up*
Queen Aleena: *Pats back* Oh you poor thing! Let's get you cleaned up! *Wraps arm around shoulder*
Marbles: Okay.
Queen Aleena: I'll be right back!
Marbles: *Naps*

Sonia's Fiancé: By all apologies Queen Aleena, what on Mobius are you doing?!!?
Queen Aleena: Shh! I'm calling the Doctor!
Sonia's Fiancé: Doctor Who?
Queen Aleena: I don't know! Any Doctor! Sweetheart threw up!
Sonia's Fiancé: Who, Marbles?
Queen Aleena: Yes Marbles!
Sonia's Fiancé: Queen Aleena-
Queen Aleena: Shh! Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, great! See you then! *Hangs up*
Sonia's Fiancé: So?
Queen Aleena: Doctor Brown will be here in 2 hours!
Sonia's Fiancé: Great! More guests!

<><><> 2 hours later <><><>

Doctor Brown: Hello Queen Aleena!
Queen Aleena: Hello Doctor Brown!
Doctor Brown: What seems to be the matter with you?!
Queen Aleena: Oh I'm not the one who's sick! It's 'Marbles the Hedgebat, Daughter of Deceased Parents' who is.
Doctor Brown: Oh, I see! Now, were is she?
Marbles: *Coughs* Here.
Doctor Brown: I see what I can do with you!
Marbles: Okay.
Doctor Brown: *Checks temperature* It's not a fever or a cold. *Checks blood rate* Normal. *Checks Heart Rate* Ah Ha! Nurse Abbey!
Nurse Abbey: Yes, Doctor Brown?!
Doctor Brown: Can you get a cup for my patient, Marbles.
Nurse Abbey: *Widens eyes* Yes, Doctor Brown!
Doctor Brown: Marbles, can you take a urine sample?
Marbles: Yes.
Doctor Brown: Have been on your period yet?
Marbles: Yes, yes I have.
Doctor Brown: Yes, that's what I thought.
Nurse Abbey: Here's the cup, Doctor Brown!
Doctor Brown: Do you know what to do?
Marbles: Yes. *Uses Bathroom**Comes back* Here!
Doctor Brown: Thank you.

After hours and hours of testing, Doctor Brown came back in with a smile on his face.

Doctor Brown: Congratulations, Marbles! Your Pregnant!