The Story of Marbles the Hedgebat

Oh Baby

Marbles: I'm, WHAT?!!?!!?!!?
Doctor Brown: Your Pregnant, Marbles!
Marbles: What?!?!
Doctor Brown: Hey, who's the lucky guy?!
Marbles: Hawk Shiftwell.
Doctor Brown: Hmm, Hawk Shiftwell, the lucky guy!
Marbles: Doctor Brown,
Doctor Brown: Hey, he's the lucky guy, you're the lucky girl. You-
Marbles: DOCTOR BROWN. I don't understand!
Doctor Brown: What don't you understand?!
Marbles: Doctor Brown, I never had any sexual contact with a man!
Doctor Brown: Well you must have! Marbles, your pregnant!
Marbles: But I don't want to be pregnant!
Doctor Brown: Well, you don't always have to have a baby! You can put it up for adoption, you can get abortion! But for now, your pregnant!
Marbles: This doesn't make any sense!
Doctor Brown: Here, *Hands Pregnancy Test* Use this. If there's a plus, pregnant. If there's a minus, not pregnant.
Marbles: Got it.
Doctor Brown: Let me get everything ready to go.
Nurse Abbey: *Sits on edge of sofa* Marbles,
Marbles: What?
Nurse Abbey: Can you tell me your last name.
Marbles: Rodriguez.
Nurse Abbey: I know your parents.
Marbles: What? How?! My, my, my parents are DEAD!
Nurse Abbey: Before you were first born, I knew your parents. They were so careless and in love, the accidently had you.
Marbles: Wait, WHAT?!!?!!
Nurse Abbey: They weren't ready to take care of a child. They were going to abort you-
Marbles: What?!!!?!!!!!
Nurse Abbey: But you were born a month early! You know what they say! The early bird gets the worm!
Marbles: And the early worm gets eaten. *Leaves*
Nurse Abbey: Marbles! Wait!
Marbles: *Cries on doorstep*
Queen Aleena: Marbles! What's wrong?!
Marbles: Could you run to the store and get me some pregnancy tests?
Queen Aleena: Sure, Sweetheart.

<><><> 15 minutes later <><><>

Queen Aleena: Here are your pregnancy tests, Sweetheart.
Marbles: Thanks. *Goes to the bathroom*

<><><> In the Bathroom <><><>

Marbles: *Uses pregnancy test*
Pregnancy Test: +
Marbles: No! *Tries another one*
Pregnancy Test: +
Marbles: *Tries another one*
Pregnancy Test: +
Marbles: *Falls to the floor and cries* No! NO!