Do you understand?

My friend

Do you understand me
when I say you're my best friend
when I tell you
you are the most random person
I have ever met
you say I make bad jokes
and that I criticize you somehow
but either way
it makes me sad
you make me feel like a clown
you only live a minute down the road
I call for you when I can
I am happy when you are nice to me then
but when you're mean on the internet I'm sad
I'm not saying you're a bad friend
you're the best I've ever had
but if our friendship carries on like this
it would sink deep in the sand...