The Myths

A Pickanic gone wrong

“Oh yes, Meral”, says Aphrodite surprised.

“Okay, I will get settled, and thank you so very much.”, says Aphrodite looking around.

“Oh dear, don’t thank me.  I should be thanking you. Now get settled.”, says the old wizard.

                                                                                                 ~*~*~*~1 hour later~*~*~*~

“Knock Knock.”, says Ambrose.

“Come in.”, says Aphrodite faintly

Ambrose steps in the door.

“Rest well.  You will need energy to power the spell.”

“Thanks for the tip, I will.”, says Aphrodite yawning.

“Good night, Aphrodite.”

“Good night, Meral.”

                                                                                                     ~*~*~*~12 hours later~*~*~*~


“Knock Knock”, says Ambrose quietly.

“Good morning, Meral. Where shall we go for breakfast?”, says Aphrodite stepping out her door.

“How does a picnic in Unicorn park sound?”

“Oh, that would be lovely. I will bake some tarts and some delicious
angel fruit punch cake! Yum, I can’t wait.”

Aphrodite started baking, and finished in approximately 1 hour.

“I have packed the basket are you ready?”, says Aphrodite excitedly.

“Yes, yes I am ready. Don’t worry.  I will get there.  You know I am not as young as I used to be”, says Headmaster Ambrose.

“Can we take your owl to the park?”, says Aphrodite patiently.

“Of course we can.”, says Ambrose.

Believe it or not the stable hand was ready with the owl.

“Let’s mount.”, says the headmaster.

“Wow, nice timing. How is my pegasus?”asks Aphrodite.

“Oh don’t worry the beauty is perfectly safe and happy at pigswick.”, says the stable hand.

“What is that!”, screams Aphrodite.

“Wait that is my pegasus!”, looking at the stable hand.

“HOW DID MY PEGASUS GET LOOSE !!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!”looking at the sable hand and then the pegasus.

Aphrodite ran to her room crying.

“WILLIAM!!!!”, screamed the headmaster.

“Yes, headmaster?” said the stable hand looking pleased with himself.

“William look what you just did! Aphrodite was supposed to cast one of the strongest spells in the hole spiral!”, says the headmaster.

“Oh my, you aren’t asking her to cast the Lestaloosa spell are you?”, asks the stable hand.

", she must, she is the strongest life wizard in the wizard world.”

“Why don’t you cast the spell?”, asks the stable hand.

“The caster must be a full Life wizard, and I am too old to cast the spell.”, says the Headmaster patiently.

“Tie the pegasus in my stable.  If the same problem happens again, you are fired.”, says Ambrose impatiently.

“Yes, headmaster Ambrose.”, says the stable hand shamefully.