#3 Bragging Rights
You may have the most stylish belly in the world, but how can you get others to know and feel bellybuttonay?1. Call different fashion magazine companies! They might take you in as a model!
2. Locally: Send out flyers with the following headline:
"Is YOUR Belly as Good As MY Belly? Of course not you idiot! Mines the best in the world!" This sentence makes you seem much more powerful, so locals will honor you as their Belly God!
3. Always wear cropped tee's! They show off your beautiful stomach as well as your gemstudded bellybutton! And I garuntee, after these simple steps, the boys will be ALL over you! And trust me, I, Miss Fatty Patty Poo, has had TONS of experience!
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