Stupid Things People Say

My friend dared me to make this wonderful book. Actually it's a sad book. So this book will contain of different categories. I'm not listing them due to laziness. ON TO THE BOOK THINGY!

published on June 12, 2017not completed

Changing song lyrics

... probably a bad idea...

Uptown Funk: "Stop, wait a minute. Fill my cup, put some liquor in it!"
"Stop, shut the f*ck up. I don't give a shit 'bout what ya sayin'."

Gonna Go Far Kid: "With a thousand lies, and a good disguise, hit em right between the eyes."
"With all your lies, and your dumb disguise, Imma kill you when you cheat."

Sakura Kiss: "Kiss, kiss, fall in love!"
"Kill, kill, drown in blood!"

Don't trust me: "You know your boyfriend? He says he got beef. I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f*cking scared of him."
"You know you're girlfriend? She's says she's vegan. (Oh, please.) I'm a f*cking carnivore, and I ain't f*cking scared of whores."

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