What girls say during the wonderful time of Satan: Periods
Ahhhhh... periods, the suck and are painful. The only thing that can fix that is food... kinda... not really... MOVING ON! Things I've overheard and been told by girls in their periods."... let me die." ... since when are you suicidal?
"My insides feel like someone planted a bomb in me." ... how? Why? I want to know, please.
"Food is my safety... BUT I'M GONNA GET FAT!" Okay, and?
"Lily, I'm dying. Call funeral services." Sweetie, you're only in your period, you're not dying.
"No wonder my mom enjoyed being pregnant." ... I... I can't... I just... I can't fucing say anything about this shit...
"Lonie! I need you to get me a tampon! ASAP!" Why didn't you text her? I don't want to hear you scream at your phone.
"Lily... I'm going to be happy when I go through menopause." ... you won't, I have proof. It's called Granma.
Sorry to ruining Christmas! I love you guys... not really, but still.
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