My interview with Sonic the Hedgehog

Shadow's interview

Alexis: Okay this time I'm here with Shadow.
Shadow: *nods head*.
Alexis: Say hi Shadow. *puppy dog eyes*. Please?
Shadow: Hi now please don't do puppy eyes.
Alexis: :P *giggles*.
Shadow: What?
Alexis: Nothing.
Shadow: *looks around*. Alright?
Alexis: Who do you think is most important in the Sonic cast? You cannot include yourself Shadow. -_-.
Shadow: Fine... Mephiles.
Alexis: Why?
Shadow: Cause he looks like me. >:)
Alexis: -_-;
Shadow: I know you love me.
Alexis: 0_0; WTH Shadow I do not!
Shadow: >:)
Alexis: Want me to shoot you.
Shadow: You wouldn't.
Alexis: *pulls out gun*.
Shadow: 0_0.
Alexis: Why do you think you have so many fan girls?
Shadow: I think you know why.
Alexis: Ugh your just like Sonic.
Shadow: Don't mention that faker.
Alexis: Ugh. Okay how do you like better Sonic or Eggman?
Shadow: -_-. Do I have to answer that?
Alexis: Yes.
Shadow: Fine. Sonic cause I still hate Eggman.
Alexis: He's evil.
Shadow: Yeah.
Michael: Alexis you and Shadow need to get out of there like now.
Abby: These fans are more fierce than Sonic's.
Shadow fan girls: SHADOW IS SO SMEXY!!! MARRY ME SHADOW!!!
Alexis: 0_0;
Shadow: Let's go. *picks up Alexis*.
Alexis: -_-. What's with you people picking me up?
Shadow: Whatever we'd better go before those girls tear me to pieces.
Alexis: Chaos control! Bye guys. ;)