My interview with Sonic the Hedgehog

Cosmo's interview. (Yes she's alive)

*Backstage*.
Alexis: So who am I interviewing again?
Cream: *puts powder on Alexis*.
Alexis: *coughs*. Thanks Cream.
Charmey: Um... it's Cosmo I think.
Alexis: You think?
Charmey: I think I hear Vector. See ya.
Alexis: *sighs*.
Cream: Don't worry Ms. Alexis your going to do fine.
Alexis: Thanks Cream. :)
Cream: Five seconds better head out there Ms. Alexis and good luck.
Alexis: *walks out*. Hi guys. *waves*. I'm here with Cosmo.
Cosmo: Hello everyone.
Alexis: Sup Cosmo?
Cosmo: Not much.
Alexis: Okay? How did it feel to sorta... die?
Cosmo: Can I not answer that?
Alexis: Fine... who you like better Eggman or Shadow?
Cosmo: Can I not answer that?
Alexis: No you have to answer this.
Cosmo: Well....
Shadow: Pick me and you die.
Cosmo: 0_0.
Alexis: Don't worry Cosmo. Knuckles, Sonic tie him up.
Sonic&Knuckles: *tie him up and make him listen to Barbie Girl*.
Alexis: *covers ears*. Ahh turn it off or put headphones on him.
Knuckles: *puts headphones on him*.
Alexis: Thank you.
Cosmo: Eggman because I'm scared of Shadow.
Alexis: So Shadow or Eggman?
Cosmo: Eggman.
Vector: Has anyone seen Amy?
Alexis: 0_0; Why?
Espio: She's been missing for a week.
Amy: *slams doors open*.
Alexis: I'm getting the f*** outta here. *runs away*.
Shadow: MAKE THIS TORTURE STOP!!!!
Alexis: Sorry Shady I gotta make like Eggman's hair line and recede.
Sonic: You got that from me in Sonic Colors! DX.
Alexis: Whatever bye! *runs*.