The Mustached Alchemist's Mushroom Cloud
Tromel, Voldy, and Moldy were all annoyed with Snape (now the Mustached Alchemist) for ruining their plan. But they didn't have much time to mope, because soon a large mushroom cloud erupted where Voldy's house was... er, USED to be.Voldy wept.
The Mustached Alchemist's victory call echoed through the air.
"I hope we don't get extra Potions homework." said Harry.
"Harry!" Voldy realized. He jumped out next to him, drew out his wand, and-
WHAM
Voldy went sprawling on the tar, with the Mustached Alchemist stumbling back to his feet, tripping on his long cape.
"Another win by the Mustached Alchemist!" the Mustached Alchemist cried.
"Oh, go stuff it in a sack." Voldy said.
"And I will, thank you very much." the Mustached Alchemist pranced away.
Voldy stood, kicked Harry, then ran towards the smoldering smithereens of his former home.
Voldy wept again.
Tromel blew his nose... stump.
Moldy stroked his peach fuzz.
Then Nagini came slithering from a nearby badly burnt bush. She stopped at Voldy's feet and opened her jaws, where a small rat was huddled. He jumped out and turned back into Wormtail.
"Hi, Voldy." Wormtail said softly.
"Wormtail, we need a new home." Voldy said, wiping his eyes on Wormtail's ragged clothing.
"Of course." Wormtail nodded. "I will see to it immediately." He turned and started down the sidewalk to find a real estate agent.
"Thanks, Wormtail." Voldy smiled sadly. He held out his arm for Nagini to slither up, and set off after Wormtail, with Moldy and Tromel behind him.
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